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In the 1960’s, Abe Saffron builds his criminal empire. On the other side of the globe, Tiny Tim and Andy Warhol cross paths multiple times and collaborate.

Fast forward decades. During an episode of Kitchen Nightmares, Gordon Ramsay visited The Burger Kitchen in Los Angeles. The Burger Kitchen was run by Alan Saffron, son of Abe Saffron. Suspecting an investigation, Alan gives Gordon a book attempting to bargain a plea, acknowledging his father’s criminal activity. Abe Saffron was a suspect for arson after the 1979 Ghost Train fire which occurred at Luna Park- the venue for Tiny Tim's singing marathon. Martin Sharp, who was the designer for the band Cream's album art (as well as a lyricist), dubbed “Australia’s answer to Andy Warhol”, collaborated with Tiny Tim beforehand, creating countless pop art portraits of the singer. After the fire, Sharp became obsessed with the idea that Tim's performances were linked to the fire.

3 years later, in 1982, Andy Warhol films a video of himself eating a burger, playing it off as a piece of performance art.

Tiny Tim's song "Livin' In the Sunlight, Lovin' in the Moonlight' was featured in the pilot episode of SpongeBob SquarePants, where SpongeBob applies to work at a burger restaurant that is run by a greedy owner.

2019- NFL airs the Warhol video as an ad, the next year Alan Saffron dies, supposedly from a heart attack.

A dad gets cancer. While he lays in bed at the hospital, his son, Dylan, cries and drools all over the floor. The dad passes away in his sleep, so the boy gets up to hug him one last time and slips in the drool, hitting his head.

The next week, the boy is in the hospital dying from head trauma. His half bother, Alex, comes to visit. “I don’t know if I’ve ever had the chance to tell you this, but I love you bro. I really do” Alex says to his gasping brother. They hold hands tightly as Dylan takes his last few breaths. Alex cries and drools all over the floor. Dylan passes away, so his brother gets up to alert the nurses, slips in the drool and lands face-first on a scalpel.

The next week, Alex is dying in the hospital with a knife sticking out of his head. His older brother is Jamie. He’s 31, has 4 beautiful kids and a loving wife Dartha, who is from England— around the London area. She grew up down the street from abbey road and would listen to Beatles records all day long with Jamie as they about his younger brothers. Their oldest son Todd is in fifth grade, their middle son Tyler is in third grade, and their youngest is only a year old. Jamie is at home watching The Wire season 3 episode 4 “Hamsterdam” directed by Ernest Dickerson and airing on HBO on October 10th 2004.

The Martian is honestly such an annoying movie. There’s some parts that are kinda cool and I think Damon does a good job as usual, so do Sean Bean, Chiwetel Ejiofer, and Jeff Daniels. But the movie as a whole is garbage.

It was so obvious what they were trying to do with Donald Glover’s character being the token minority that outsmarts the rest of the mean white NASA crew and explains the solution to them like an elementary school teacher, completely condescending these literal engineers and physicists.

And this movie was peak millennial humor. Matt Damon’s “I’m gonna have to science the shit out of this”, like oh my god plz shut up. Or him listening to disco music. Or all the awkward millennial pauses. “So guys, what are we gonna do?” 🥴 “Uh aren’t we supposed to blah blah blah” 🥴 Or the terrible ending where he launches under a tarp.

Interstellar mogs this movie to death. That’s an actual classic sci-fi movie.

It was beyond obvious Joffrey wasn’t tired. He made that insanely clear. I honestly would’ve been angry too if someone kept telling me to go to bed when I wasn’t tired. Joffrey seemed pretty awake, they were literally just having a conversation. I would understand if he was yawning or something but he literally wasn’t. wtf. Am I missing something?

I just finished the show and I still don’t understand that scene.