u/Powerful_Rhubarb7035

I can’t believe I fell for the hesi. I’d rather be ragebaited at this point.

So on my ig stories there’s this girl whose been liking my stories. At first I didn’t know who it was but I just her liking my stories. I post myself, Wahu liked your story (let’s name her that). for three reasons this captures my attention 1: I have few followers and 2:my stories are mainly weird to be liked by girls 3: I’m not popular with girls.

So one day she posts herself on her story and I know who the motherfucker is. She’s from our estate. I know her and her family, did business with her mom a few times and her small brother is friends with my sister.

She’s in uni and I’m a bit older. I tell my friend and he tells me ‘dude, she likes you go shoot your shot’. Well O was a bit skeptical and send a hey. She was online and she responds immediately. A little one-two here and there. I ask her what her name is and she’s surprised I don’t know. ‘We’ve officially only talked and I never asked you for your name and it’s not on your ig. She sends 😂😂😂 and responds with her name . I compliment the name.

Tell me why the next day naamka kuona instagram user. The only thing pissing me off is I really thought someone out there had an eye for me lakini huku ng’o na kule ng’o. I really thought this year I will stop being a virgin but it seems we are strong for 2027. Anyways I’ll take my L and next time i’ll remember how I look before falling for a hesi again. I also blame Ruto

Understanding women is harder than understanding Toru. I’ve gone through bad things. Kwanza ii reddit unless you are a guy wanting to do business or play games (efootball on all platforms, rocket league, fortnite, euro truck and CODM) unaeza ingia dm. But ladies from this app kwanza wasijaribu. That’s a story for another day

I can’t believe I fell for the hesi. I’d rather be ragebaited at this point.

So on my ig stories there’s this girl whose been liking my stories. At first I didn’t know who it was but I just her liking my stories. I post myself, Wahu liked your story (let’s name her that). for three reasons this captures my attention 1: I have few followers and 2:my stories are mainly weird to be liked by girls 3: I’m not popular with girls.

So one day she posts herself on her story and I know who the culprit is. She’s from our estate. I know her and her family, did business with her mom a few times and her small brother is friends with my sister.

She’s in uni and I’m a bit older. I tell my friend and he tells me ‘dude, she likes you go shoot your shot’. Well O was a bit skeptical and send a hey. She was online and she responds immediately. A little one-two here and there. I ask her what her name is and she’s surprised I don’t know. ‘We’ve officially only talked and I never asked you for your name and it’s not on your ig. She sends 😂😂😂 and responds with her name . I compliment the name.

Tell me why the next day naamka kuona instagram user. The only thing pissing me off is I really thought someone out there had an eye for me lakini huku ng’o na kule ng’o. I really thought this year I will stop being a virgin but it seems we are strong for 2027. Anyways I’ll take my L and next time i’ll remember how I look before falling for a hesi. Enemy is Ruto and poverty

Understanding women is harder than understanding Toru. I’ve gone through bad things. Kwanza ii reddit unless you are a guy wanting to do business or play games (efootball on all platforms, rocket league, fortnite, euro truck and CODM) unaeza ingia dm. But ladies from this app kwanza wasijaribu. That’s a story for another day

So you guys know I have a streaming channel. I didn’t open it for monetary gains though a problem has arisen.

Bit of backstory, so I work 45km from where I live. That’s 2 buses and 2hrs 30 min to work. I’m supposed to be at work by 8am. So salary is 180$ pm and 80$ ends up in transport.

So my problem is here I saw an electric motorbike listed for sale for 1300$. The bike has a range of 80km and I can self charge at home. The advantage of this is that my transport cost reduces to 25$ for electricity which is boosted by the fact I can charge for free at work. Also my travel time reduces to 1hr only.

my need for advice comes in here, how can I raise my views to 650k views where I’m at a total of 270 views? also gather 3000 subs in one month before the bike is sold. Just advice on improving my niche and also gain subs, views and watchtime

So I recently spoke with someone from Konami about African servers for eFootball. As many of you know, most games either don’t have African servers or only place them in South Africa, which affects matchmaking quality and causes high ping/latency issues in PvP matches.

He mentioned that one thing companies look at when considering regional support is the strength of community presence—especially organized Discord communities. Right now, Africa doesn’t really have a dedicated eFootball community hub.

So I decided to take the initiative and create an eFootball Africa Discord server where players across the continent can connect, organize matches, tournaments, discussions, and grow the community together.

Join here: eFootball Africa Discord

The bigger and more active the community becomes, the higher the chances of getting Konami’s attention for better African support and servers.

I recently promised myself to put bros before whores. Infact we should all do that. Your bros are the only support you have.

supporting story. I’ve gone for 4 events in my life and all of them are the last editions of the Nairobi food festival. I don’t know how I tolerate it but I like that event. Anyways all four editions I was to attend with girls and they all cancelled on each edition. They usually cancelled last minute.

Guess who came through my homeboy. There was an edition where one girl cancelled on me on D-day. Guess what, my homeboy just came last minute. He’d come, banter me and then we’d discuss serious things while eating.

I started thinking to myself, if he can do that in a short notice but someone I planned with for the longest cancels on me everytime, who should I be dealing with.

Anyways punda amechoka. I came to realize as a ‘nice guy’ it’s either you turn bad or avoid women. Some are there for the theatrics, others are there for monetary gain and others are there because you are forcing yourself into their lives.

Your bros will banter you and accept you at the same time. They can listen to you talk about your interests but even if it’s not among their’s they will still be keen. You have a majority of topics to speak with guys open mind expansion.

Today I saw a site I never thought I would be typing here. Why is it I’ve just seen Emmanuel Macron jogging with Kipchoge pale university way. No wonder the traffic. I thought I was tripping and didn’t know he was in the country. The funny thing is in this whole matatu ni mimi tu nimejua what’s happening 😂. Why are this dudes coming to kenya?

Anyways Macron thanks I’m late for work because you couldn’t jog in Marseille.

I just woke up excited for tomorrow 😭. It’s gonna be a good Friday evening tomorrow for me and many others. And no it’s not about clubbing I don’t club. This is about one of the biggest things we will see in 2026.

Yes the main screening of Mortal Kombat 2. And the best part is they stuck to the lore unlike the other one. Not entirely but from the trail I’m ecstatic about it. I can’t for tomorrow. Will I go with someone? No. Will I shout at the cinema? Yes.

I’m a fanboy of the franchise bana. I saw a clip of revenant Kung Lao vs Liu Kang and I’ve been hyped. I’ve been whistling the theme song the whole day and will probably go play the game. The critics reviews have also given me hope. Atleast WB decided to listen to us fans. Anyways happy fatalities guys🫡

As a kid I always wondered what squidward’s issue was. Fast forward to today I relate to him more and more. It actually felt lonely today maybe because I wasn’t at work and spoke to nobody outside my family.

The signs are always there. I know that it probably sounds lame to you guys. I’m used to being alone and accepted it but today was quite dark. The only messages I got this week were from work. The only I got today was from someone wanting a loan.

Tomorrow I’m going for an event but I know I will come out lonely. I guess this is why I probably haven’t moved from my parent’s home. I’m afraid I will be coming home to an empty house, quiet and just me and my thoughts. Sometimes I embrace it but sometimes I yearn for at least someone.

I feel like Kafka honestly. I don’t wish this upon anybody even my worst enemy. I got a dog to fill the void but it died last week and I couldn’t even express my grief. Why ? Because I’m a man. I have a cat and truly hopes he doesn’t leave me like the others. He’s the only thing I got.

Sometimes I just sit and think of joining a seminary and later go to a monastery.

This is a weird question but how does it feel been sent tirries? I have never been sent one nor touched and I’m just curious how it feels when someone randomly decides to send you on tuesday. Some of you are lucky people 😭. Also if you get senthow do you respond?