Let’s start a threat containing all the smaller secrets that aren’t written down anywhere. This game is full of them.
Did you know Pete (the Chefs pet) will eat kudzu? They go automatically eat any vines on their tile and charge in a straight line at space vines. Additionally, if a pod person angers Pete, he will eat them, ripping their limbs off and spilling their guts everywhere. (TG and TG downstreams)
Is there any way to get into the survivor / loot pods that doesn’t involve breaking the glass and parts of the plastic wall? Those shards are so annoying
STOP WASTING THE BEST ANTAG BECUASE YOU WANT TO BE A CREW MEMBER WITH POWERS.
PLEASE. GIVE IT TO ME. LET ME CAUSE THE CHAOS.
ITS NOT FUN FOR ANYONE BESIDES YOU.
HEAL STAFF? YOURE JUST TAKING MEDBAYS JOB. VALIDHUNTING? NOW YOURE JUST DELETING STATION THREATS. THATS WHAT MAKES THE GAME INTERESTING.
You’re always gonna be taking someone else’s job. It’s not fun for the people who’s job your taking.
TG is dead. Goonstation never has reasonable population. Monke is the only server which ever had anyone actually playing on it.
And the rules are shit! Escalation? RP standards? I gotta share a fucking server with people who use words like ‘storylines’? It’s just the rules that suck. The actual gameplay is fine.
This is literally the end of ss13.
I love this game. I don’t want to roleplay.
I want to be able to play a shitter greytider who gets his shit kicked in for breaking into engineering instead of being dragged to security by the catgirl CE who only knows how to spam their baton.
I want to be able to play as a captain that dooms the station because it’s funny.
I visibly cringe whenever someone mentions ‘storylines’ or someone gets mad at me for not wanting to RP.
I just wanna play the game. There are no servers for me anymore. Even TG consistently only populates Manuel and the admins get PISSED if you’re not up to their shitty rp standards.