u/Pretty_Friendship794

Fucking banjo byleth and min min to me

If i met Min Min, i would slap her in the face so hard she will end up in the hospital.

Or just give her a wedgie and kick her ass while her underwear blinded her into stumbling around like a drunk uncle.

- Gon. Gon appeared in Tekken 3 as a one time guest character. Due to licensing issues, he never came back to the Tekken series ever again. Gon, but never forgotten.

- Klink

- Pappy van Poodle. This guy used to have no google search results.

- Lucky Chloe. She received a ton of backlash after her inclusion in tekken 7 because of how unfitting she is in a world of highly skilled fighters, martial artists and demons.

- Daxter. Without Jak.

- Badniks.

No Ridley is not trying to eat k rool

6 years ago, an ARMS character was going to be revealed. Many people were looking forward to it, even though no one remembers that ARMS exists. Many people were excited and thought it would be a cool idea to add an ARMS rep. They were hoping for Spring man, ninjara, kid cobra, twintelle, you fucking name it!

And then SHE CAME. The half-boredom incarnate, half-white bread personality and half-anti fun propaganda known as MIN MIN, ruining everyone (who wanted another ARMS characters)'s hopes and dreams and making their blood boil more than a teapot. After she was revealed, EVERYONE were on the five stages of grief (minus acceptance). Many people thought that there is no longer hope in life.

According to the producer of ARMS, everyone is the protagonist. Sakurai settled for Ninjara before the ARMS popularity results were out. Min Min finished FIRST. Not only that, the producer of ARMS requested Sakurai to put Min Min in the game just because she's his favorite character. In other words. Min Min got added because of devloper nepotism, and because she the most overrated character in ARMS

I just wish all the ARMS characters got together to beat the shit out of Min Min until she finally repents of her inclusion in this game and gives the smash invitation to everyone.

Fuck you Min Min. Fuck you so much. Everyone, and i mean EVERYONE is sick of you. The rest of the ARMS cast would be way, way better choices.

And to all of you Min Min players out there, I hope you repent of aligning yourself with the biggest mistake in Smash and ARMS history

Rare: I'd cut banjo with conker. Conker is fucking based

Fire emblem: cut byleth for black knight

Arms: cut min min for spring man (my #1 choice)

Isabelle: Villager Lite. Fuck that fishing rod and lloid. If anyone has the ability to be simultaneously boring and insufferable, it's isabelle. Anyone who plays her is a nightmare of a human being who should be avoided at all costs. Also she DOES NOT deserve to rose 11 spots in the new tier list. Seeing her rise up while other characters falling off pisses me of. The current meta is just depressing. I really wish her results were permanently the same as the ones during the first tier list.

Lucas: Excuse me, i don't wish to cause any trouble but i think this child is lost. I can't find is parents. If this is your son, please meet him at the help desk. Thank you for your cooperation. Oh and he's just Ness Lite. Has everything wrong with ness, now featuring pk freeze and people won't stop spamming it.

Mii Gunner: I've got a bold idea for a character: Samus with a more cancerous moveset. Or a huge fan of Samus who grows up to be like her one day, or Samus's long lost child. Anyone who plays gunner either has the personality of a blank sticky note or just wants to play haha funny sans/cuphead/doom guy. Speaking of which, I feel bad for three of them. They've been given a bad name by turning them as costumes for such a loathsome piece of shit.

Banjo: He's anything but awesome or cool: Terrible frame data, has no gimmicks/mechanics/bs despite being DLC, Sheik level damage high skill combos, below average knockback and damage output, dogshit mobility, too weak for their weight class and their archetype, lame and torturous playstyle. Looking at all of this, banjo is easily the worst DLC. I just wish every year, all of the DLCs (except byleth and min min) got together to give eachother medals for cool things they do. And when banjo showed up, everyone just gave him a wedgie and kicked his ass while his shit stained underwear blinded him into stumbling around like a drunk uncle. Fuck you so much Banjo. Next time i play your home series, i will forever be on gruntilda's side

If you have multiple mains, it depends on the character who's higher

(oh and yeah most of you are gonna be mad looking at some placements in this tier list ik)