DOLL IS DEAD
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Doll: singing in Russian: "It is good day to be not dead."
Cyntesaa: NOM: "You are dead."
Doll: "I'm dead!"
Cyntessa: CHUCKLES
Khan: congas, " OH! Doll is dead!"
Doll: "Yes. I am dead!"
Khan: "WHY is Doll dead?!"
Cyntessa: "I dunno."
Doll: "I think it was -"
Khan and Cyntessa: "SHH, you are dead!"
Doll: "Ok."
J: "What's up, you toasters? Who's up for a... AH! What in the corporate hell just happened?"
Khan and Cyntessa: " Doll is dead!"
J: "Doll is dead!"
Khan: "Correct!" Cheering
Khan: "So, did you see the murder?"
J and Cyntessa: " No, sorry toaster/mate."
Khan: "I will find him, I will capture him, and no one will ever die again!"
J and Cyntessa applaud Khan's speech
J: "Ah, well, that's acceptable."
Cyntessa: " I am damn proud right now,"
N: "ATTEEEEEEEEEEEENTION! Doll is dead!"
Khan: "We know."
N: "Who killed him?!"
Khan: "We don't know."
N: "I will find clues!"
*N finds bite marks on Dolls core*
N: "What's this? Bite marks?! That is why Doll is dead!"
Khan, Cyntessa, and J: "Doll is dead?!"
N: "Yes, she died!"
Khan, Cyntessa, and J: "GASP"
Thad * runs over, trampling N in the process* : "INCOMING! Move, move! Move now!" *Kisses Doll's core"
*Doll begins to reform with the power of Thad's love, but then explodes into a shower of oil and drone parts. "
Thad: "In my personal opinion, that Doll is dead!"
J: "Thad, what happened?"
Thad: "My professional opinion? Doll was killed!"
J: "OH corporate"
*Panic ensues*
Thad: "I don't think it's anything to worry about."
J: "Well, now what?"
Uzi: "Clipidy clop motherfucker"
Khan: "OH come on...."
Uzi: "Look at this, Doll is freaking dead." *silence* "What do you think of that?" * more silence*"Ahm..."
Khan: "Yes, yes, Uzi..."
Uzi: "Yeah?"
Khan: "Go home!"
Uzi: " Bite me, freakingunbelievablenoseriouslyyouallsuck"
*she leaves the room, but is decapitated by a door in the way out*
Khan: "OK.lets get back to the point"
Doll, somehow back in one piece: " I think Doll is dead"
J, Khan, Cyntessa, and Thad: "Doll is dead?!?!"
Thad: "Uzi, I can help you" * He runs after her, but is also decapitated by the same door
Doll: "OH, seriously, WHO KILLED HEAVY"
*V appears, drunk off some gasoline*: " It was me!"
J, Khan, Cyntessa, and Doll: "GASP"
V: "I did it like this:" *blasts J to bits with a missile* "WOOP DEE DOO!" *takes another swig of gasoline* "That's a joke, losers."
Khan, Cyntessa and Doll: "Intense laughter"
V: *takes another swig*: "It was... yo-..(burp) her." *points at Cyntessa*
Cyntessa: "How did you know?"
V: "I didn't. That was a joke too."
Cyn: "insane laughter"
*V suddenly dies exclaiming "I'm ded."*
Cyn: "That's right! It was me!"
Khan: "You monster."
Doll: "But whyyyyy?"
Cyn: "Coz you're FAT girl, and another thing, you're ugly."
*They both argue, while Khan just shrugs
Doll: "CYN!!!"
Cyn: "Ah dammit Doll fuck off. You are dead"
Doll: "NO. U!" *Doll stabs Cyn's core with a dozen knifes, killing her* HAHA. You are dead, not big surprise.
Khan: "Well that was idiotic, of to get back to my doors. Watch and learn-" *gets decapitated by a different door*
Doll: "I am alive. Is nice. Yes this is stupid."