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Fwenz! We hab eggxewent nooz! Sir Roger von Chonky Cheeks iz bisitin’! But how did himz get hewe? Wuz him alien-abdukted???

We so happee himz wif us. Meowmy say himz bisitin’ for elebenty-sebenty tree weeks! We do gentle sniffsniffsniffz at himz widdle houze and himz do sniffsniffsniffz too!

We all is so weady for de moobie! Sir Roger sayed jammiez are ‘neath his dig..doggy…pigginity… (cober de smolz)…HIMZ SWEEPZ NEKKIE!

Him wear de no-alien-steal-thotz hat dough!

Maggie Mae and Mollie the calico twinsies and Lucy the Sheepadoodle

ETA: Sir Roger’s thought on his “abdukshun”

Edit 2: SRvCC is my my classroom hamster (although this aristocrat thinks he owns me!) During Xmas break I was able to visit almost every day, or assign a proxy. Snowmageddon happened but we don’t discuss. During Spring Break though Sir Roger came home with me & new escape distress happened. This intern is a test. If we can keep him secure & happy(ish) we are succeeding!

Friends, It is I again, Sir Roger von Chonky Cheeks, distinguished long-haired black hamster of Syria and highly educated to boot. I am here on the advice of Maggie Mae and Mollie (known colloquially as the calico twins) and Lucy (the Shepadoodle, whatever that is). I may need to “do a soo”?

As you may remember from my earlier walkabout adventure, I reside in a preschool often filled with small hooman beans and Teacher-Mother. I have a spacious plexiglass and wood tri-level abode with all the modern comforts and necessaries. This is my home, dare I say, *my castle*.

The preschool is taking a short hiatus before beginning the summer session. Teacher-Mother has relocated me from my estate to this “cozy” cottage. I protest. I made my displeasure known by pushing my dinner bowl completely off the dining balcony and then I childishly pushed in the water nozzle repeatedly and created a puddle. I think this is akin to the small hooman beans “temper tantrums”.

I admit that I don’t mind the neighbors. I have distant cousins in the forms of two felines and a canine. We have a couple of brief visits but I stay in the upper territory with the smallest of Mother-Teacher’s larger hooman beans offspring while they reside on the lower level.

However, this is not MY home. Could I sue for involuntary relocation?

(Our preschool is on a 3 week break before resuming for summer programming. I live less than 5 minutes away so I *could* have easily checked on him daily or asked the church staff to check if I couldn’t. However after Sir Roger’s Snowmageddon Escape I wasn’t going to take any chances.
As an almost 3YO grompy old manster he does not like relocating. It was almost comical to watch him with the water bottle.
I’ve given him extra treats to make up for the general indignities of life. He’s very interested in the cats and dog, and they equally fascinated by and terrified of him. My boys are being extremely cautious about closing 12YO’s bedroom door while Sir Roger is in residence.)

Edit: Sir Roger’s Walkabout Adventure

Edit 2: Sir RvCC’s normal “cage” is roughly 4’ by 3’. I am 5’2” ON A BIG HAIR DAY. I have disproportionately tiny T-Rex arms. That has been confirmed in
Multiple assessments 🥲.

I built Sie RvCC’s estate with my own two hands and my deceased husband’s tools. I barely got it into my classroom (my bad). I cannot feasibly move it. Sir RvCC has a DELUXE APT IN THE SKY now for his second home. )

We went to a little local vineyard for lunch & live music today. It’s dog-friendly so Lucy was living her best life. She shared treats with other doggos and stole hearts all around. She even tried to herd a rogue chicken who had literally flown the coop. This pupper has a good, good life if I do say so myself! 🐾

We worried purr aww ourz frenz! We waided de Amyzon wawehouze whewe we lib an foun dese cool wompers. Den we make de NO ALIEMBZ hatz. We do a hideyhide on de dewibery twuk and we on our way to Wozwell!

Maggie Mae & Mollie the calico twinsies and Lucy the Sheepadoodle

Oompaw loompaw doomptety doo
Iz got a pawfekt puzzle for yoo
Oompaw loompaw doompety dee
If yoo are wize, yoo wisten to Maggie Mae, Lucy, and Mollie

What do yoo get when yoo guzzle down treetz?
Eating az much az a lelephant eatz?
What is yoo at? Getting tewwiblee fat!
What do yoo fink will come of dat?
Iz don't wike de wook of it.

Oompaw loompaw doompety da
If yoo no gweedy, yoo will go far
Yoo will live in happeenezz too
Like the Oompaw Loompaw doompety do,
Doompety do

Disco Iz FUN!!!

Happee Moobie Tuzdai!

We weady to join de Webel Awwianze.

Maggie Mae and Mollie the calico twinsies and Lucy the Sheepadoodle