A Man And His Horse Made of Legs Arrives

Phillip: Uh Leg Horse....I think Were Lost

Leg Horse: This Is Why I Do The Directions You Cringing Pus!

Phillip: : <

u/PureConsideration801 — 2 months ago

Saying things as Phillip

  1. THY END IS NOW!
  2. Say it with me folks ITS T-V TIIIIMME ....Yeah Tenna is Gonna Sue Me
  3. Whats Up I'm Phillip i am 20 and i don't know how to Fucking read
  4. ZA WARUDO!!
  5. .....Limit.....I'VE GOT YOUR LIMIT RIGHT HERE!!!
u/PureConsideration801 — 2 months ago

Uh hey guys Phillip here and uh....i burned the water again

Phillip: I Am Starting To Regret Making Pasta Again : (

((Ps this is in the empires Kitchen...if there even is one))

u/PureConsideration801 — 2 months ago