u/Quiet_Efficiency5117
▲ 45 r/AntiJokes
Today I asked Einstein, Freud, and Marx what they thought about God.
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They didn't answer because they're dead.
u/Quiet_Efficiency5117 — 5 days ago
▲ 3 r/sixwordstories
His last goodbye stabbed her heart.
reddit.comu/Quiet_Efficiency5117 — 8 days ago
▲ 15 r/AntiJokes
A man walks into a bar wearing a cap with “789” scribbled on it.
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He’s got a loud live chicken tucked under one arm and a notebook in the other that says “1+1=window.”
He stares at the bartender and goes, “How many types of people are there in the world?”
The bartender keeps wiping the counter and says, “Man, I dunno. Never really thought about it.”
u/Quiet_Efficiency5117 — 16 days ago
▲ 2 r/sixwordstories
Broken phone, completely safe from phishing.
reddit.comu/Quiet_Efficiency5117 — 17 days ago
▲ 30 r/TwoSentenceComedy
He signaled that he had a clear shot, so I gave him a nod.
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A perfect three-pointer swished through the hoop.
u/Quiet_Efficiency5117 — 19 days ago
▲ 3 r/sixwordstories
Found snake dead in the en-suite.
reddit.comu/Quiet_Efficiency5117 — 20 days ago
▲ 1 r/sixwordstories
Saw "Sixwordstories's for idiots" in r/threewordstories.
reddit.comu/Quiet_Efficiency5117 — 24 days ago
▲ 7 r/sixwordstories
Politicians kayfabe better than pro wrestlers.
reddit.comu/Quiet_Efficiency5117 — 1 month ago
▲ 2 r/sixwordstories
Despite your wishes, I didn’t die.
reddit.comu/Quiet_Efficiency5117 — 1 month ago
▲ 5 r/sixwordstories
Don't post every random thought here.
reddit.comu/Quiet_Efficiency5117 — 1 month ago
▲ 5 r/AskReddit
What's the best flower for Mother's Day?
reddit.comu/Quiet_Efficiency5117 — 1 month ago