u/R2-T4

The other day when a couple of my sister's friends were over, I was talking with them when the topic of teenage boys and young men came up, and my sister's friend (my sister is the only one who knows) says that I don't count as one because I practically am a woman (in a non-derogatory way) and everyone agreed. I have not been able to stop thinking about this.

He promptly coughed up all his organs and became incorporeal.