i cant escape timmy help

HOT TAKES:

1. yuji is miles more unskilled than ryu and deserves MORE NERFS

2. ko guy doesn't need a rework or revamp, hes the first base only so he should be a simple introduction

3. t bagging should be a justification for a ban

4. blocking is NEAR USELESS at this point, take yuji for example, 3 FUCKING BLOCK BREAKERS WITH A SHORT ASS WINDUP

5. charles wouldn't be THAT bad if they made the counter cooldown upon landing 8, missing the counter 25, and sacrilidge has a .7 windup

hot takes:

1: needing to group up with teammates against a single person on the other team makes you look dogshit at the game and you should genuinely learn to defend yourself

2: kaiju feels underwhelming to use and should get a dps buff on ion beam

3: human damage stacking nerfs should get increased, if you're going to keep unneeded grouping at least give the ray an actual chance against 3 ppl

4: ghost fox teleport should be able to go through MOST walls

5 and final: beast requirement's should be a 3 convert streak instead of 5

Hot take 1: relying on your team to win a 1v1 is absolutely pathetic, a human should be able to defeat 1 raytrax and vice versa,

Hot take 2: The new limited/placeholder map is NOT that bad as people make it out to be

Hot take 3: Nightcrawler should get buffed

Final take: Complaining about having a chill side of the game/community makes you look stupid and purposefully interfering with chill players, getting hoarded, then complaining about it makes you look stupid

fun facts about this lil shit:
his name is melly (unoriginal)
he has a set of paws under his own paws (if one of his paws get destroyed it can regenerate while the second set fills in
hes docile mostly, just dont call him smelly,
hes the size of kaiju,

HIS DESIGN IS A MIX OF 3.1 AND 3.4

GREEN TIER:
Genos: high damage, a busted ult, low cooldowns, 3 DAMN PASSIVES (higher uppercut, cooldown reset, and evasive aoe), you can NOT convince me hes skilled

Child emperor: a free little to no windup move that block breaks and sends you back, twin burst is a free time staller, i have nothing else to say about his base set, all im gonna say about his ult is its sometimes busted or pathetically weak

Sonic: jjs naoya on stupid amounts of steroids, a runners dream, and quite literally has the issue of being too easy, that's all i can say, increase the cool-downs and end-lag and i would put him in yellow

YELLOW:

Saitama: he would be in green BUT. he has a few jack-shit techs that reward you, and including that one lord haven tech, a 50% INESCAPABLE THAT ALSO SENDS YOU FAR AWAY. his ult is severely overtuned for NO REASON, hes easy for a starter character ill give you that. aside from it hes a little bit annoying

Garou: here comes the garou mains crying over an opinion, the EXACT reason as to why i think hes a little to no skill character is due to the fact. EVERY MOVE COMBOS INTO EACH OTHER WITH STUPID DAMAGE, only reason hes in this tier is the fact the kyoto tech exists, yet again, its useless if you can swap the order of flowing water and whirlwind and get a better combo extend, his ult is shit though.

Tatsumaki: 1234 combo merchant, the moves are stupid easy to punish so you kinda have to switch it up otherwise you lose, another character decent for running but aside from that she's fine, her ult is really damn good,

ORANGE:

Martial Artist: this is one of my three mains, has a few skill-ish techs like 3m1 front dash vanishing combo extender, whirlwind drop can be used as a panic button which is annoying, aside from it i have nothing to say besides hes fine as is, his ult is stupid strong aswell,

Zombie Man: another main, has a few damn good combos, the combos being the only ones that aren't shit, move 2 is easily blockable and can screw you over if you don't use the tech with it, the counter is the same as garou's, the only thing being it sends you farther and it has aoe, overall a well rounded character that only needs a few tweaks,

Metal bat: people think he is skilled because of his slow m1, ever since it was buffed no one has a reason as to why hes the most skilled, hes only number 2 since hes a slow character, his ult is awesome, the techs you can pull are seemingly difficult but they arent that hard,

RED:

Atomic: he seems weak at first since, little to no moves actually combo into eachother without being counterable, with techs hes the best in the game, the sheer effort just to not get fucked over by missing a move is insane, since miss 1 singular move and you will get demolished,