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This 1.8 mile hike lead to Sedona’s sandstone arch where we got to witness breathtaking views of the surrounding valley and rock formations…

Overall 10/10 hike, very fun, would recommend

“Bless me, father, for I have sinned. I was with seven different women last night”

The priest goes quite for a moment and then he says “go home and cut seven lemons in half. Squeeze the juice into a glass and drink it in one gulp”

The man asked “and I’ll be forgiven?”

“No” replied the priest, “but it will wipe the smirk off your face” 🤣

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Caught live my brother’s friend

Now he’s called Dong 😚

One cowboy sees a tree that’s draped in bacon

“A bacon tree!!! We are saved!” He says

He runs to the tree and is shot up with bullets..

It wasn’t a bacon tree, it was a ham bush -_-