u/RedAppleRyuk

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This beautiful screenshot serves as proof that my guards all share one collective brain cell. Mariam clearly suffers from narcolepsy which is the only explanation for why she is sleeping on a ladder. Jayla is testing whether osmosis can happen between two colonoists and Alexis....well they are contemplating whether to stay in this dysfunctional undersea colony or to take their chances on the high seas above.

Please feel free to contribute your own 'My colonists are dumb' screenshots for my amusement.

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Fare thee well, random guard. May you find all that you seek that you could not find in the colony.

I could rescue him with the town hall, but having rescued numerous guards, I have accepted that they have become sentient and desire freedom.

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Asked for screenshots by a user on here, this is my dreaded colony that is still somehow still going despite many many deaths from drowning and negligent builders 😄

Where are my minecolonies aquatica people?! Only they can understand the torment of this seriously cool but seriously annoying pack 😅

Let’s start with the builders. They are clearly allergic to any form of lighting, frequently getting themselves blown up or shot mid build due to removing torches or not placing them until the very end of the build. I have taken to stalking them, wielding my golden hammer, to get lighting sorted so I can leave them to build without them dying.

Then the guards. These dudes take their job seriously. So seriously that they will teleport into a water logged room that is being built and drown. Time and time again. Ive lost count of the race to the town hall block to try to recall them before it’s too late.

And the fisher people. They have a beautiful room with their very own fishing pond. Do they fish in it? Noooo, instead they climb all the way to the surface to fish in the ocean. That wouldn’t be so bad, if they wouldn’t randomly decide it’s time to float off into the horizon, never to be seen again until their death message pops up.

My warehouse is 99% slime balls because apparently my colony is in multiple slime chunks so my guards, in between teleporting and drowning, are forever attacking slimes.

Fun fact, TEN citizens died in the making of the university. It was a dark day, that day.

This is a high maintenance pack to build but 10/10 entertainment, frustration and fun. Would recommend 😂😳😭

With lifespan set to normal, I feel like my sims spend their young/adult life rushing so their ltw can be completed and have a family. But on long life span the baby/child/teen lasts too long.

I like to play wishacy style so sometimes it takes time to get romantic/baby wishes. I have tried custom life span where I basically had the normal settings but the young adult had the maximum, this left my town with a ton of young adults and nothing much else. I want to feel less rushed so my sims can do things like have a proper wedding, go to more parties etc.

Any suggestions?