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>Unlike the original Yu Xiaogang, you have reached level 34 before you turned 10.

>All of this is thank to your sect's massive resources for your genius, your own full innate soul power, and the higher-than-optimal age soul rings.

>However you're still not satisfied because your third soul ring is only 9k.

>It's because you can't find Spiritual-attribute fart soul ring so your third soul ring could only be at most 9k.

>The day before you departed for training, you've once told your Titled Douluo father and his subordinate to look for a place.

>You've references many books and even forged many ancient books by hands to back up your claim.

>That place was Ice and Fire Yin Yang Well!

>Although you believed that your Fart Dragon and talents could make you a Fart God but you couldn't deny having more talents through Immortal Herbs.

>Your Titled Douluo Father and Elders believed your words and told you that they will do their best to find Treasure land for the genius you.

>Today, you returned because you heard the news that they've found Ice and Fire Yin Yang Well.

>After entering the sect, you were warmly welcomed by many people including your father and elders.

>Your fame as being Fart Genius has been renown throughout the Douluo Continent, so your homecoming celebration this time has been prepared for many days.

>Many parents also led their children to make acquaintance with you and boast about your innate soul power improvement plan.

>You are not unaware of this, your Whale Glue and nutrient-rich meal plan has been spread and been used in the sect for quite awhile.

>Although at first, many say that your so called meal plan is nothing but a farce but after someone tried and see their children having stronger innate soul power than parents, they completely believed you.

>Of course, you can see clearly at a glance that these people avoid "fart-inducing food" completely otherwise their martial spirit should mutated to Fart Dragon and have Full Innate Soul power like you.

>You shake your head and scoffed, "A group of superficial people who attached importance to illusory appearance!"

>If it was years ago, you would be so upset that you make them eat your fart in the face.

>Bigger fist has always been the truth of this world! For them to deny stronger strength for a mere appearance is something you can't understand.

>It need to be say that although Blue Lightning Tyrant Dragon is called No.1 Beast martial spirit but all of its soul rings at the very least have to come from sub-dragon soul beast.

>This is just the very least, if you want Blue Lightning Tyrant Dragon to improve further it need to be from sub-dragon with lightning attribute.

>Even for an era filled to the brim with sub-dragon soul beast, it is still hard to find.

>On the other hand, your "Lightning-fast Farting Tyrant Dragon" aren't picky about soul rings at all. As long as the soul ring came from soul beast that has something to do with Fart.

>As for combat, you can fart and ignite it to propel yourself forward making you as fast as Speed System soul masters, your fart and shit attack also break Defense System and as strong as Strong Attack System, your fart can spread to stun and debuff people like Control System.

>In the future, maybe you can get a soul ring that could buff and heal allies by smelling your fart or eating your shit.

>Just looking at this, it is very clear which one is stronger and more cost-effective. You can only say that these people are blind and can't amount to anything.

>After eating and drinking the banquet, you get to the point and get the location of Ice and Fire Yin Yang Well from your father.

Yu Xiaogang's Larp

>You were reborn as Yu Xiaogang.

>With your World-shattering Wisdom, you deduced that you were born with the potential to be Fart God!

>You knew from your foreknowledge that nutrients have a lot to do with your innate soul power.

>You asked your father, Yu Yuanzhen, for more food with more nutrients, especially those food that could make you generate more exhaust gas.

>At the age of 6, you awakened Lightning-fast Farting Tyrant Dragon with Innate Soul power level 10, shocking everyone in the sect.

>Your father exclaimed that you have the potential to be Titled Douluo but you knew that you wouldn't be limited to only that.

>With your talent, resources given by the sect is a lot better than others in your peer.

>After swallowing decent amount of Whale Glue, you believed that your first soul ring can withstand a thousand-year soul ring.

>Your World-shattering Wisdom tells you that your soul ring shouldn't be hunted from sub-dragon or dragon-related soul beast.

>You hunted a skunk soul beast for the soul ring with the help of the elder in your sect.

>Your first soul skill is "Farting as fast as lightning, Shitting as thunderous as thunder", which make you shitting as you're farting and farting as you're shitting.

>After returning, you demonstrated your soul skill to the whole sect.

>Because your "Lightning-fast Farting Tyrant Dragon" isn't external martial spirit like the original Luo Sanpao, you had to possessed with your body like normal beast soul master.

>You pointed your behind to the dummy target and release your first soul ring.

>Your first soul skill is too strong! The dummy was debuffed by your fart, has its defense lowered by 25% and has stun effect. Your shitting also had the attack power slightly stronger than beast soul master at the same level. The dummy was crashed by your farting and shitting without any second delay.

>After witnessing your strength, the whole sect fall silent. There's not a single person who could withstand your first soul skill head-on, even your Titled Douluo father had to think twice when he's fighting you.

>You confirmed that the Dao of Farting is the most invincible Dao in all heavens.

>You started training. You farting in the sunny day, rainy day, windy day, cloudy day, and everyday.

>The sound of your farting after gaining the first soul ring is as thunderous as thunder, being heard from miles away. The smell travels far and your exhaust gas covering the sky.

>Your Titled Douluo Father believed that you're too strong and too spoiled so he send you to train outside.

>Time flies, you're training outside for years and your level has gone up to 30+.

>During this time, you gained two soul skills.

>The second soul skill, "Flammable Fart", can ignites your exhaust gas and trigger explosion.

>Your third soul ring, due to your World-shattering Wisdom, you've chosen Durian plant soul beast as your third soul ring and gained a soul skill that boost your fart smell, speed of shitting, more farting rounds, etc.

>Combined these two skills with your first soul skill, you're the most invincible existence unique in the entire Douluo Continent.

>You've become famously known throughout Tiandou City, Xingluo City, and Spirit Hall City as the "Farting Genius", especially the words that you've always leave behind to your defeated opponents, "Enemies defeated by my behind are never seen as worthy by me. I'll give you time to catch up, until you can only catch my exhaust gas from afar".

>You returned, head held high, to your sect with triumph and glory after years of training.