The world as we know it did not end
I went out in public over the weekend with my flabby, jiggly, sagging arms exposed for the first time in 5 or 6 years. I’m happy to report that no one pointed and laughed, no one followed me to my vehicle heckling me, no one broke out into a stand up comedy routine, and no one gasped in horror. It was only Lowes garden center, but the world continued spinning. I’m not exactly sure what I always thought would happen, but it was rather uneventful.