u/Ripcord2

The horse said, "Neigh, my good man, I already ate. I'll just have a beer."

Or is it just me? I feel like I've been fairly young for most of my life and then all of a sudden I got old. By that I mean there was a distinct 1-2 year period during which my personality changed to an old guy. I never thought I would be happy being by myself all the time - I thought I would always want to go out somewhere. I'm OK with it, but every now and then I think about how old I am and it seems really weird.

They'd mail you a postcard every month and if you forgot to mail it back they'd send you "The Very Best of Yoko Ono" along with an invoice for nine bucks.

So I said, "Buenos dias, Milk. Yo me llamo Uncle Dave."

Was there an explanation for that or were they just hoping that none of us would notice?

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This is my contribution from Enter The Dragon.

Then I saw that "Do Not Eat" was printed on the back of the packet, so I'll let you know.

I bought a few bags of these to save money and to eat natural beans and avoid the additives of canned beans. But they're so hard to cook. On the bag it says "boil for two minutes and then soak for an hour." No way, no way in hell. I've boiled them for four hours after soaking them all night and all morning and they're still crunchy. My friends say they cook beans in a pressure cooker but how did the Mexican and Navajo people do it a hundred years ago?