u/RobinsShaman

A wealthy shock jock was riding in his limousine when he saw two women along the roadside eating grass. Disturbed, he ordered his irritated Italian driver to stop and he got out to investigate.

He asked one woman, "Why are you eating grass?" "We don't have any money for food," the poor women replied. "We have to eat grass."

"Well then, you can come with me to my house and I'll feed you," the shock jock said.

"But sir, I have a husband and two children with me. They are over there, under that tree."

"Bring them along," he replied.

Turning to the other poor women he stated, "You come with us also." The second woman, in a pitiful voice then said, "But sir, I also have a husband and SIX children with me!"

"Bring them all, as well," the he answered.

They all entered the car, which was no easy task, even for a car as large as the stretched limousine with a petcock. Once underway, one of the poor fellows turned to shock jock and said, "Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us with you."

The shock jock replied, "Glad to do it. You'll really love my place in the hamptons, the grass is almost a foot high!"