MAGA: Make America Immunocompromised Again. Trumps most loyal voters dying for the cause to own the libs, reducing their voter base in the meantime. Brilliant strategy.
Kenny Powers lecturing Yanks about the dangers of Pokémon. Probably a republican in the House today, lecturing Yanks about the dangers of vaccines, and spreading the Lords good name.
Danska lillebror, not all Swedes that travel to DK cross the Öresund to commit gang assassinations. At least the Danes finally get a victory against Sweden, but the methods are questionable.
With his 20% toll on shipping in the Hormuz Strait pushing a barrel of oil from $83 to $100, Trump finally makes peace with Greta. Years of rolling back climate policies, only to create the strongest incentive for EVs, renewables and energy efficiency, since the oil crisis of 2008, 2022.
WE HAD A GOOD THING GOING YOU STUPID SON OF A BITCH. WE HAD SPORTS-WASHING. WE HAD THE BEST STADIUMS. WE HAD EVERYTHING WE NEEDED AND IT ALL RAN LIKE CLOCKWORK. IT WAS PERFECT. BUT NO, YOU JUST HAD TO RUIN IT, YOU JUST HAD TO BLOW IT UP. YOU... AND YOUR PRIDE, AND YOUR EGO.
The Republic is gone. The Senate is silent, disbanded by the Tyrant. Mbappegaius banners fly over Rome and Gaul, every rival has bent the knee. Only Britannia remains unconquered. Harry Kane, become the Vercingetorix we desperately need. Can you defend Europe, as you did at Waterloo and Trafalgar?