Noelle thats a terrible idea.
▲ 300 r/Fwahaha

Noelle thats a terrible idea.

Kris looked at you from under their bangs, completely baffled at your suggestion for the next greatest prank.

Cold autumn sun shined brightly from behind them, tinting their brown messy hair with vibrant shade of red.

You came to see them early today and, considering that both of your older siblings are away today, decided to share your grand ideas with them.

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>💛* Fwahaha, wh-whatdoyoumeaaaan!? You are just jealous that i came up with it and not you.

>🍎* Noelle, that's not the problem... ugh, fine. Lets go through it again and i will point out all my issues with it.

>🍎* First of all: you really want to see them break up so badly?

>💛* Y-yeah?! Are you not? Ever since they got close together, we stopped doing anything fun with them.

>💛* Do you remember the last time we had a picnic? Or looked for cryptids in the woods. Or played baseball near the lake?

>💛* I could go on forever, its all about them them and them now! ^(~blegh~)

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While all of this clearly bothered you a lot, the main reason you could never disclose with Kris.

You were absolutely filled to the brim with jealousy at this point. Any more and you will spill it all out, letting this toxic bile spew on everyone you care about.

You already had to catch yourself multiple times from blowing up at mere mention of their older brother. One way or another, this had to end.

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>🍎* I don't really care that much... but if it bothers you, i'm up to stir some shit.

>🍎* Now for the actual plan... what the fuck Noelle?

>🍎* You really think its a good idea to try swindle away my brother at the party and expose him in the act?

>🍎* What if you get found out? What if Dess will actually try to hurt you? What if it goes too far?

>🍎* Like, do you understand how messed up that is?

>💛* H-hey, who said it was going to be me?

>🍎* Well i aint doing that lmao. It was your idea after all.

>🍎* Besides, he would instantly recognize me, no matter what kind of makeup i have. We know each other too well.

>💛* And that's exactly why it has to be you! You know what he likes, what he dislikes, all his preferences and... well fwahah...

>🍎* Yeah yeah, this nerd don't know how to clean his browser history...

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Their face turn to one of disgust as they shiver with their whole body.

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>💛* And unlike me, you are capable of flirting. I think you flirt really well actually! You even managed to get that prickly cactus in my room to soften their needles.

>🍎* What? Look, Noelle, he is more into... well... petite... monster girls?

>💛* Weird but okay. I mean, i think you would look cute in a dress. Just gotta get some convincing furry mask and paws and...

>🍎* That's... heh, that's not what i mean Noelle...

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They chuckle, seemingly lost in thoughts. If you paid even a bit of attention, you would notice rare sight of apple turning red in real time.

Instead, you decided to leap down on your knees and bow deeply in front of them with your hands held together above your head.

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>💛* Oh please please please, oh the noble knight in shining armour, show mercy upon this maiden in distress!

>💛* Proceed to share your strength with her and let her grow out wings!

>🍎* That's not how the quote goes... pfft... fine. Its kinda amusing seeing you beg like that.

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They jumped off a window sill and lunged under their bed, seemingly rummaging for something.

After a bit they crawled back out, covered with dust and white fur, holding a small translucent plastic box with wires in their hands.

You grabbed it from them and inspected it.

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>💛* Whats this... some sort of earbuds and a microphone?

>🍎* Spy earpiece. Just get this on and follow what i say.

>🍎* Remember final exam last year? Berdly lost a bet and had to help me out with it.

>💛* Fwahaha you sneaky rat, and here i thought you were actually catching up to me with studying.

>🍎* Heh, no bueno. Haven't really used it since. One day of an annoying bird constantly chirping into your brain was enough for me.

>🍎* I'll help you out from a distance and will bring Dess around when you give me a signal. If all goes well, he will take the bait.

>🍎* So now all you have to do is get a proper makeup and work on your voice. Az eyes might be busted, but he still hears perfectly fine.

>💛* Fwahaha oh my angel Kris thank you, you are my saviour!

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You leapt up and hugged them tightly, nuzzling your cheek against theirs.

Kris reluctantly accepted that, slowly turning into an apple mush in your smothering embrace.

Everything was slowly coming together. That day couldn't come any sooner.

u/RollerMill — 11 days ago
▲ 412 r/Fwahaha

Kwehehe Kris, ive heard you last night

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Yeah yeah, you two lovebirds were really going at it, i get i get. I dont wanna sound like my mom, but you really are suited for each other.

Even back then, Elly would gush all about you. There wouldnt be a week if she didnt mention something about you from school or whatnot.

And now, well now you two remind me of how me and Azzy used sneak out to spend some alone time together.

Kweheh, i remember how pissed off you looked every time id swindle him away from your late night gaming tournaments.

But hey, now you know how it feels, wanting to spend more time with someone you love.

Just so you know, take good care of her, you get me? That bat aint gonna be whiffle no more otherwise.

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Aaanyway, i mention it because you might wanna pipe it down a bit. I would keep my snoot outta that, but my mom might get the wrong idea.

Especially after that one time you called her the wrong name. Yeah yeah, i heard it all loud and clear, dont make such a confused face you sly dog.

Look, look i getcha, i know you had a crush on me back when you were just a gremlin. Kwehehe, who wouldnt really? Certainly not your big bro.

But really, you were such a silly kid to leave out those gingerbread cookies at my backpack whenever we had band practices. Did you really think im like the rest of my family?

Or ask lil Elly to give me letters from "secret admirer" ~pffftt~ Your handwriting can be pretty neat whenever you are really dedicated to not get found out.

Despite all the times you would get under my fur with your stupid pranks, or get my sis to tears back then, you were still a good child.

Even if i... really didnt show it properly back then. Sorry for that, really.

Ahhhnyway, you do understand now how it looked from my perspective, right? It did gave me and Azzy a good chuckle back then, but now?

Now its just straight up weird. Look, I have your big bro and you have my lil sis, so i sure hope it was a slip of a tongue and not... yknow, lingering feelings?

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Kwehehe what? No really, what? What do you mean it wasnt you last night? Kris, i know it was just you and Elly there. Im not that old okay, my hearing is still...

K-Kris, stop pulling my leg. Who else could i have heard then huh, tell me. What...

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Kweh... heh, you know jokes are supposed to be funny right? Nothing funny about what you just said. Look, its okay to be embarrassed about such things but...

Kris. I said. Its not funny. Repeating same unfunny joke is not gonna make it bett-!

...

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Kweh...heh...heh... the fuck? Y-you really... arent joking...

S-sorry about that i guess... I... im really sorry, i... I think i would need some time alone to process this.

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I guess... kweheh, one more thing to carry to your grave Dess... Jeesh Elly, and here i thought you were my innocent little angel.
Who would have thought... that im the only one normal in this freak family...

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H-hey wait a fucking second, i just realised. Is Kris really fine with this???

u/RollerMill — 29 days ago
▲ 1.1k r/Deltarune

Deltarune themed Major Arcana Tarot cards (first half)

I think Major arcana cards lay pretty well with some of the main actors of Deltarune, and themes of destiny is interwoven with both of them

u/RollerMill — 1 month ago
▲ 278 r/Fwahaha

Fwahaha Kris remember that one time we did stupid internet challenges?

*Noelle hand glided across photoalbum pages, lifting a pair of old polaroids loosely held in place.

^(‎)

That one in particular... fwahaha we were so stupid back then. Pffft, i mean, how would i supposed to know people werent using actual detergent capsules?!

For all i know, they really looked like squishy candies. People would really post some dangerous stuff online to trick someone like us to...

Fwahaha, i still remember that bitter taste in my mouth. Gosh it was awwfullll. I remember almost spitting it all out and then i saw you gulping down like several at the time?!

I-i really dont know what got over me there then. Maybe i thought that i could not surrender to you or something, fwahaha...hah...

So i just showed a handful in my mouth as a response... oh cheese and crackers my head spins just thinking about it...

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*You felt your stomach churn in waves of memories as your cheeks start itching

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I honestly dont... fwahaha i barely recall what happened after... only really bright light in my room, how cold your hand felt... Dess horrified expression...

I... its all hazy after that. I-i really thought i wouldnt make it...

And then... i remember seeing your face... your somewhat pale face... after waking up in hospital. It felt... relieving?

N-not in that way i mean! Just... was nice knowing that you were still around...

*She softly leaned against your shoulder.

Fwahaha... we spent so long in that hospital room together. I would read books to you, you would help me clear difficult challenges in games.

Going to sleep together and waking up next to each other next day was... I dont know, it was like a really long sleepover...

And our families would visit us every day. Dess would bring her guitar and play us new tunes she came up with, Asriel would help us with studying...

Fwahaha, i know i know. You didnt really liked that you still had to do homework even when we werent at home. I also think it was kinda silly.

Oh and yeah, we were like, banned from internet till summer that year right? Jeesh, i get why but still. And even then it was your mother who had to persuade mine.

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*She twitched photos in her hands and let out a quiet sigh.

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I...is it really weird to say that i miss those times? Not just because of nostalgia or anything... well in that way too but...

Its just, our families were bonded over our dumb mistake like that... Okay okay, a bit more than a mistake but still...

It was really nice. It was nice getting attention from my mother, dad... everyone else. It was nice spending days with... you.

Did... did you miss it too? D-do you think we... could do something like this...

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E-errr fwahahahah what am i even talking about!? Fh-forget about it! It was so silly to even think... that... fwah..hah

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*She jumped off couch with photoalbum in her hands, closing it and placing next to the others on the top shelf

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S-sorry, i think its enough reminiscing for today... Yeah? You hungry? I think we still have some apple pie left in fridge.
C-come on, lets get a few slices, w-we still barely touched our project fwahaha...

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u/RollerMill — 2 months ago
▲ 93 r/Fwahaha

Fwahaha, i had a really strange dream today

In that dream my family was driving out of the hometown. We were almost on the main road when...

Car j-just stopped, near the crossroads. I think it broke down or something...i dont really recall details...

But i stepped out to breath some fresh air and... and then i saw... that

A massive birch tree, unlike any of the ones around our town. It looked... outworldly, demonic, sprawling way above the forest

Just trying to look at it in completeness was making my head spin. Its like the whole world was started to twist within its branches

It had no leaves unlike other trees and despite being visible from the edge of a forest, had roots deeper within.

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A-and somehow, despite its grotesque look, i felt...invited.

Invited to step in further into the thicket, walk up the hill, between countless trunks and branches...

There, at the centre of it, it looked less like a tree and more like a... a heart? A massive ball of intertwined stems.

My heart was beating so hard i felt like it was about to jump out of my chest. I felt like i was about to be consumed whole by t-this primal fear

B-but... but i felt like i could... i could ask it anything, any of my deepest desires. And it will respond.

S-so... i did it. I asked if i could... if i could leave this world... to be someone else i wanted to be...

A-and right after i felt like my consciousness was being sucked in, out of my body, deeper into its core.

Light was rapidly fading out of my sight until there was complete darkness... and then there was a flash

I... i remember appearing somewhere... else?

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It was an interior of sorts, collection of rooms and corridors sprawling into every direction i looked.

Walls were covered with lightly coloured wallpaper and floor had a soft carpet of some sorts... sh--shusshhh~

It was nothing like... well, kinda i guess. But it also wasnt like that, i swear!

I could feel my body again... but it wasnt the same body, at least i dont think it was.

I remember taking a few steps before finding a sink with with a mirror withing one of the rooms next to me

I remember looking into it and... im not sure how to describe it. It was me... or rather it was someone i knew i was

I had antlers, i had my long blonde hair, brown fur... but it wasnt who i was before...

Fwahah i dont even know how to describe it. But it...in that moment... whoever i was was... just right?

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But that wasnt just it. When i tried to speak, my words just... wont come out? Like i was muted with a remote or something fwahaha...

So i went out to look for... someone? Something else? Anyone who could help me understand where i am.

I remember wandering around those halls for a while before i encountered someone. One of them had very... polygonal appearance?

Like a Mimtendo64 character... you know what i mean, right?

They had disjointed limbs floating close to them and colour split across the middle of their face.

Other one was like a...a cartoon character? Like a flat image that would constantly face you. She had some sort of...goth appearance?

N-not exactly like Catti, but similar in a way: black spiky hair, eyeliner, skull earrings and spiky bracelets... was kinda cool?

Fwahaha... either way, they seemed in a hurry. Polygonal one reached out to me and tried to communicate... but it wasnt words.

It was like their thought being projected directly into my mind... it didnt made sense to me, i couldnt really understand anything.

So they just grabbed my hand a-and... pulled me with them, like we were running away from some imminent doom.

Soon we reached a door, first door that i saw in that place. We rushed in and closed it behind us.

Inside was a dimly lit bedroom, with a window looking out at the night sky... it didnt really make sense with outside still being a sprawl or corridors.

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We sat down on a bed in the middle of room, finally catching our breath after that long run.

Then they tried to communicate with me again... it was like mind was being blasted by thoughts that were not mine.

Some made some sense, while other were completely alien, concepts that i was not aware of.

I... fwahaha i was so confused. I think they saw that too. Goth one even gave me that sharp glare that my mother would give me when i mess up sometimes.

Then, the polygonal one grabbed my head firmly, grasping both of my cheeks and... fwahaha that sounds so weird...

They just... pressed their head against mine and...it was like our minds melded together for a second....

A tide of knowledge just surged through my vision... i-it felt very warm... like drinking viscous chocolate milk...

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I...i suddenly was able to understand them. Well, somewhat.

What they would talk about was still something i was not aware of, but i could make sense of a general ideas

So i tried to speak...send thoughts back. And they did understood me, even gave me... fwahah they gave me such a concerned look.

Like i was a lost kitten... They mentioned that i wasnt the first one who appeared here like that and that there is a way out.

But... i felt like i was... right where i wanted to be...

They didnt say anything else... just reached out and hugged me both...

Thats when i woke up... fwahaha.... thanks for lending your ear Kris... im sorry if i got carried away a bit with that but...

Pfffft, oh c-come on Kris, its just a dream... right? I-i wouldnt leave you behind... you know that, right?

O-oww, s-stop pinching me! I get it i get it! I wouldnt leave you. I-i swear!

C-come on now, lets go down and ill get you some choccy milk you silly~

u/RollerMill — 2 months ago
▲ 1.6k r/Fwahaha

Fwahaha Kris remember when you havent used your apple scented shampoo

Or any shampoo in general. Fwahaha, why dont you do that anymore?
C-come on Kris, i miss your old scent. Dont you miss it too?

u/RollerMill — 2 months ago
▲ 434 r/Fwahaha

Fwahaha Kris, remember that one time at school when i accidentally showed something i shouldnt have?

Y-you know, that one time before final exams, both you and Susie came up and asked me for some of my notes.

And i uhhh... i might have accidentally swiped while handing you my phone and.... fwahaha Kris you are blushing again.

Blushing like you did back then. You should have seen yourself. Susie too, her jaw dropped like instantly.

I-i didnt even realized what happened! I swear! I remember feeling my soul leaving my body once i looked at the screen.

I remember s-swelling up with heat and cold, melting on the spot right there and now.

Pfffftt, y-yeah, my mom had to get me a new phone after i smashed it against floor. Gosh i got an earful that evening.

I-i know i know, it was stupid and all... huh? Why i even had that?

Welllll... you know... i saw my sis do that before.

She would take pics like that and then giggle while tapping away at her phone.

Fwahah, probably chatting with your brother, y-you know how those two were...

I was curious and wanted to try that myself... oh non onnono, o-of course i havent shared it with anyone!

W-who do you take me for Krismas!? Dont make that silly face!! Oh you~

Well, i guess i have shared it in the end, fwahah...ha...

Sorry, sorry... i really didnt meant to... huh? You dont mind? Y-yeah, thats what you both told me back then.

I almost skipped exam that day, locked away in the bathroom. But you both came up and talked to me...

I-i really thought that was it for me... always remembered as that freaky girl from hometown.

But you... you both kept it as secret... thank you. I.. i really mean it.

Why am i bringing this all up again? Fwahah... I-im not even sure... w-well, kinda... I dont even know how to say it

(Okay, okay Noelle, keep it classy)

Y-you did say that you both didnt mind so... w-would you... uhhh, like to... rate some... more?

...

(gosh please say SOMETHING)

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H-huh? Okay, good good. Fwahaha, i-im really glad to have you... both of you as my... f-friends, yeah...

Lets go meet up with Susie, she is probably already waiting for us at the station.

///Fwahaha i sure hope it doesnt cross the line

u/RollerMill — 2 months ago
▲ 2.0k r/Fwahaha

Fwahaha Kris, remember yesterday when we hanged out at my place and you...

*You heard a familiar knock on the door. You got up, went to your door and open to meet a familiar face

Fwahaha Kris, remember yesterday when we hanged out at my place and you...

You found your old sweater, hidden under my bed fwhaha~

How silly of me, i...i completely forgot it was the-errr i mean

I forgot that you left it at some point and i wanted to give it back to you and...

A-and...Well, here!

*Noelle handed you over a fancy paper bag

*inside was a green and yellow sweater

*it looks clean and a bit bigger than usual

*it still have shopping tag at the back of collar

I w-washed it yesterday after you left fwahah~ couldnt just give it back like that... huh?

S-sorry about that. I wasnt sure what got over me fwahahhah...hah...

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My memory is so jumbled lately i almost forgot about one other thing

I got you a small present, it should also be there at the bottom

But h-hey, no peeking! Its a surprise, save it for ~pffftt~ Krismass

Awwwwwh, dont give me those puppy eyes, i was just kidding silly~

You can try it ouu-i mean we can see it together in your room... if you dont mind

H-huh!? You want to see it right here!? No no non no t-that wont do!

C-come on Kris, stop teasing me. Lets just go to your room, please~?

Alright, last one is a rotten egg fwahah~

*she quickly rushed past you up the stairs*

*you felt your hand into the bag*

*feels like...wouldnt it be better if Noelle saw it first?*

*after all, certain things are better left between the two of you*

Inspired by this post by: u/SirLlamaAlotNumber2

u/RollerMill — 3 months ago
▲ 883 r/Fwahaha

Fwahahah Kris, we did it!

^(*cough cough*) Oh ^(*cough cough*) oh geez ^(*cough*)

Oh gosh... ^(*cough cough*) oh my gosh Kris we did it

Kris we... we actually did it. We are here

We are here! The other side...

Just like i said, all you needed to is just tell me...

Kris?

Hey, Kris?

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H-hey Kris, get up

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Get up already Kris, i-its not funny

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Kris i know you are... just playing around again, im not a child anymore

Those tricks dont work on me anymore

Come on Kris, its no time to play games

We just managed to finally break free, to finally get somewhere we were only dreamed of coming to

So why NOW you are acting like this. Why now you choose to be so stubborn?

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..

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This is NOT FUNNY

Well. you can stay here all you want. Im gonna go and see more for myself

Im not a scaredy cat like someone else fwahaha

Ooooh im moving further away. Oh wowzers there is something so interesting here

If only Kris could see this super awesome thing right here

Oh, and it smells so good. I bet they would really like that smell...

...fine

Fine. If you want to so badly, we could just stay here

Stay here, at the beach, until you stop pretending to be old Kris

Until you stop pretending that you didnt wanted that

That you didnt wanted to break free from thissss...stupid life

Kris, we are right there. Are you really not interested to even take a peek of whats further ahead?

C-come on, its not like we made this trip for nothing... right Kris?

And we cant really go back yet... right?

So... Why?

You cant even say anything...or even make a noise...anything?

^(*sigh*)

^(*sniffle*) n-not again

Kris... im... sun have already set down and its getting really dark...

I must admit... Hometown looks lovely from here with its distant lights

Just...wish you could see it...just this once

Please...

Lets just... ^(*sniffle*) lets wait until sunrise

We will see it together... okay?

u/RollerMill — 3 months ago
▲ 1.1k r/Deltarune

My take on Deltarune consumables as inventory icons. Chapter two, now with animations!

u/RollerMill — 3 months ago