u/Rupertfitz

One where she doesn’t fit into the following categories?

- in denial, to the extreme where it’s obvious she is concussed or possibly brain damaged “what did you say to me?” Or deaf…

- mad about being stupid “you stupid handsome fuck! How dare you kidnap me from my brother who was molesting me and make me ride on your horse and then have the audacity to help me dismount?!”

-Miss Independent “I can fight my own battles!” (While facing armed men and thinking her wit is her best weapon. Of course he saves her and she complains she could have handled it)

Super secret about everything “what’s your name?” “Why should I tell you?” “

-The a girl who is so desirable everyone is out to ravish her (or that’s what she thinks) “What are you going to do with me?” (As he’s dragging her from a burning building “Why are you undressing me?” As she is suffering from hypothermia and in wet clothes Or my fav when she wakes from a head injury 10 days later and the first question she asks upon waking is “who changed my clothes?” (While clutching pearls as she sees the maids roaming about. It must be the handsome molester who saved me!!)

The girl who lifts her chin “I won’t move another step until you tell me exactly who you are and why you are saving me from this pyre!” As she’s literally being burned at the stake. Because she has the upper hand always.

The one avoids intimacy while consummating her marriage but not letting him kiss her on the mouth. See o IQ level 3

The one who is turned on but lies about it

The one who is abusive and anti violence “my god you killed that man” (as she slaps him across the face.)

The one who slaps a warrior beast she doesn’t know I mean for fucks sakes how stupid can one get. Unless you are a ninja quit being an unhinged twat and learn diplomacy.

I know this list is incomplete but you can get the gist of it is there any female main character who is not any of these. Bonus points if she beats up characters who are like this!

Oh and it can’t have a male main character who thinks any of the above is a turn on or classifies such behavior as “spirited” or is in any way turned on by it. Maybe if it’s a weird kink thing and humiliates them I can get into that. Idk but I’ll give it a shot.

I can tell you the details but the title just evades me!

It follows the main chick, her name is Elara. That should narrow it down a LOT. she is an assassin , well she was raised to be one to take down the rival king. She has like this trainer guy who is super vanilla but she thinks he’s hot. Anyway she is basically lied to and abused by her whole family and this hot trainer guy. (Probably named Evander) then the bad shadow death kings oracle tells him about the murderer and he kidnaps her before she can get him. He knocks out evander and elara hates the death shadow cause he is violent. She is an assasin with morals! when they touch a spark happens and she’s like no I did not feel it you creep. Then she gets a tattoo overnight like it appears and she’s hides it because maybe it’ll go away. Then she realizes it’s a fate bond and she rages cause fate took her choices away and she just wants to go home to her abusive family and molester evander and be her OWN person! She runs into a horde of zombies because she is a strong woman. Death shadow saves her and in the skirmish they lose their clothes then she becomes dickmatized and they seal the bond

Anyone else read that one?