u/Sachyriel

I am talking about things like electric can openers, jar grip enhancers, or those stainless steel bars of soap? Anyone is allowed to buy stainless steel bars of soap, they're not for scent allergies or what have you; they help you get rid of smells on your hands, like vegetable aromas like garlic or onion. Do Not use a stainless steel bar of soap as an excuse for real soap if you handle raw meat, go wash your hands with soap please.

The other example of electric can opener, hey if regular can openers piss you off, get an electric one. Just please don't throw away the manual one, it may yet serve as emergency back up.

Third example, those rubber jar grid holders. Maybe you don't hate cans, you hate jars. That's fine, hate jars all you want but you can make your life easier when you meet them on home turf with that extra help.

Did you try a Y shaped peeper one time but never saw them in stores so never got one? The internet exists, trade that pierogi maker you never use for a few y shaped peelers. Don't gotta buy anything, it's an opportunity to regift junk.

You got more examples you don't need me to tell you.

In the Simpsons opening we see Bart writing some outrageous new offence or inside joke on the chalkboard. What if the outrageous offence of the week is a hoax for any passing teacher or staff to see, shrug their shoulders and move on? They don't even have to read what he's writing to assume he's doing lines for being bad.

Bart has all the time in the world to learn the writing style (visuals) and cadence (the sound of teacher writing) of his teacher Ms. Krabappel. No one will stop him they just assume he's writing lines cause he's a trouble maker.

The outrageous offences he makes up to be writing as the last bell rings are the first part of a plan he never finishes. Cause as soon as that bell rings all thoughts of forging her signature are out the window as he races home.

D'oh!