u/SceneOutside4377

Calling them breasts makes me feel like some overly formal Piece of shit with a stick up my ass. And calling them anything else apparently makes me creepy. Including saying breasts, probably. So great. They're spheres on the chest. Chest spheres. Boring. But not creepy.

I remember a lot of little details, but not necessarily the plot or any of the character names. I think it was published fairly recently, I read it during covid.

This is the premise: The main character works at a copyright law firm, and is contacted by an extraterrestrial whose society revolves entirely around human music. After having further studied human culture, they realized that humans have copyright laws, and since every single member of this society has a copy of every single song ever made, they need to pay something like thousands of years worth of debt. The main character goes with them to see their society for some reason and they try to build a case for the aliens.

Some jokes/details I remember:

All the aliens in the vicinity of Earth have formed a peace-loving union like the Federation from Star Trek; they were in the process of auditing Earth to invite them.

One alien who was monitoring radio transmissions stumbled across a recording of a song by someone whose last name starts with a C. He instantly died of ecstasy, and from that moment forth, all alien history was divided into two parts: before and after the crucial moment. Both are notated with P.C. (pre- and post-).

Human music is like drugs for the aliens; their music sounds nothing near as good. Each alien has a copy of all human music ever coded into their genome.

The main characters get "never gonna give you up" coded into their genomes.

One of the characters is an alien princess. Her father, the king or whatever, loves human reality shows and made one about his life. Its an ongoing joke in the book that the characters never know whether or not they're being filmed.

The aliens have these highly advanced cameras that can record stuff in super high definition. But they still have giant reality show cameras to film the reality show because on human reality shows, you always see the cameras anyway.

The alien federation has seven heavenly arts that are the most beautiful things that the different cultures and species can make. They also have the seven deplorable arts, among which are the aforementioned reality shows.

Finally, there is a group of helpful aliens called pluhhhs, who are never to be referred to with an article, capitalized, or spoken about. They need to preserve their reputation as the least important and most humble aliens there are.

The cover of the book is a green bug eyed alien (like this one 👽) wearing headphones. Thanks and hope it helps!!

And even those who haven't. I've seen at least three posts in a row on this sub of people who died to, spectated, or otherwise encountered someone flying around the map with the tracer pistols.

REPORT THEM. WILD TAKE BUT ITS CHEATING

I'm tired of seeing it! My friends on Discord send me memes, everywhere it's just fucking femboys. And playing ch*ss with them. I put on my girlfriend's underwear, and I said, "hey babe, google en passant, cuz you're making my pipi bricked! Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow, meow meow meow!" I looked at a tow truck, and I said, "that's pretty kinky." I looked at my penis, and I said, "pretty sick bishop I've got here, this is going in someone's ass." They should just rename the sub r/femboys at this point...