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Oye would just like to remind you that she, in fact, coyentrols the weather. Please pay yoyer taxes

Her rule goes back many generations and this sacred hat is a symboyel of her power

A new specieoyes seems to have evolved following the perfect blueprint Oye left as an example to oyether species.

I don’t want to create a panic but… it seems like an Oyelien Invasioyen???

Socks? White. Ears? Takeoyeff position. Tongue? Blepped.

Oye has given her blessings. Now go foyerth, peasant! And make the kingdoyem prosperous.

(Also don’t forget that the moyenthly admiration tax is due soon)

I don’t care what type it is (I’m not racist) but I’m pretty sure it winked at me and I just don’t want to lose the spark.

I feel bad he basically got flashbanged for this but documentation of his species is important

Is this a dead man walking???

Maybe it’s just me as I am extremely creative and have an active imagination, but is anyone else seeing a dead man walking??

I hate to make comparisons but it’s just so obvious to me. But then again my brain ***is*** just wired differently than most. I won’t mention my IQ bc that would sound pretentious.

Anyway does anyone else see it??

Hi, I’m a 30 year old female, ~145 lbs, not a smoker.

I’ve been having issues with dandruff since I was 19. I used dandruff shampoos religiously until I was 25, and that seemed to control it.

However, in the last 5 years, I’ve developed these circular, red, painful, spots on my scalp that seem to be completely bald, as well as shedding *excessive* amounts of hair. I’ve had this issue for about 5 years, but it’s become significantly worse in the last 2 years.

I have tons of pictures of the progression from the last 5 years but it seems like I’m limited with the amount of pictures.

I’ve tried every dandruff and hair regrowth shampoo/conditioner/serum OTC and even a few prescription. Been prescribed antibiotics and antifungals at least two times each, and it only seems to be getting worse.

My only major health concerns are anxiety, high BP (genetic), ADHD, and Ulcerative Colitis and a history of two MRSA removal surgeries (one on nose and one on elbow). I was taking Pentasa to control the UC but I had lost my health insurance for about a year and only got it back the 1st of June.

I currently take Cymbalta, Losartan, and adderall. Again, the pentasa had to be stopped because it was almost $700 a month 💀

So obviously my plan is to find a primary care and hopefully get referred to a dermatologist (again)? Is there something else I should be looking for or concerned about?

I’m just at my wits end. It’s so embarrassing to be losing your hair in weird patterns at only 30. Most of my coworkers get their hair dyed and I’m too embarrassed to even go to go get a simple haircut. I was even ‘warned’ about work about professionalism for not ‘brushing my hair’ when in reality it’s 1. Broken and fallen in weird ways and 2. I sometimes part it weirdly to hide the spots.

I’m just really lost and embarrassed and was wondering if anyone had some idea of what could be causing this.

Thank you for reading

Whatever is worrying you; the wink of Oye will solve all proyeblems

Picture (colorized) showing Uni prophetically predicting Tetris before its invention in 1984

Her majesty has decreed that everyone must increase their silliness factor by 1.3%. Failure to meet this requirement will lead to swift and severe coyensequences

He’s working hard, floating through the sky all whimsically

Cloudtail is one of my all time favorites, and I absolutely adore his portrayal in the new graphic novels. And he’s just adorable as a kit 🥰😩

We’ve all committed an atrocity or seven

From mildly surprised to ❌ earless ❌ 👽 alien 👽