
Can't Believe He Never Became A Movie Star
Second picture from Rodney Dangerfield's Meet Wally Sparks. This one even more cringe. Debbie Tay the Space Alien is also in the movie. With more screen time.

Second picture from Rodney Dangerfield's Meet Wally Sparks. This one even more cringe. Debbie Tay the Space Alien is also in the movie. With more screen time.
I had a dream that my sister, who committed suicide, was alive again, and we were kids. She killed herself at 40. In the dream, we were on two couches. I was on a long couch lying down; she was across from me (an L shape for both couches) on the short one, sitting up. My mom came in and said we need to go to sleep. We were somewhere, on a trip or something. My mom went back to the room she was in, and I laid down and closed my eyes; when I opened them, my sister was still sitting there, awake. Then it hit me. She can't sleep because she's dead. I started screaming her name and woke up.
That was one of the bad ones, the worst one. But mostly my sister is alive and really nervous because she knows she's dead, worried that someone might find out. Sometimes my family is hiding her. She killed herself while drunk, as she had a drinking problem... and once there was a scientific explanation that she drank so much she only seemed dead but that all the alcohol kept her alive. She's always really fidgety in the dreams. Nervous and she'll try explaining that she's dead, which isn't scary like when she just sat there. She'll usually say something like "I can't believe what I did." The dreams have a prolonged story-line about her being dead but also being alive.
This is hilariously bad. They wrote about Rodney's like John's police-report-reading was off the cuff. He just happened to have it.
"In February 2026, Melendez headlined at Rodney’s Comedy Club and, upon spotting radio personality Anthony Cumia in the room, read Cumia's public arrest record."
Susser wrestling with his coat taking Max Von Sydow's place on The Exorcist poster, it was hilarious and it's gone.