▲ 89 r/orks

My purely objective take on the ork klans

Anyone who disagrees is getting KRUMPED. WAAAGH!

u/Selenite_Cults — 4 days ago

Female blanks are treated better by GW in comparison to male blanks who are barely remembered despite having bonkers achievements

With the Exception of Jurgen, hallowed be his stench.

u/Selenite_Cults — 4 days ago
▲ 182 r/Grimdank

Angron and his kids part 2

Poor Khârn. He was not expecting that punch to hit that hard.

u/Selenite_Cults — 6 days ago

Humanity is like a tsundere love interest to the Orks

The Orks have had a presence in the Galaxy since that time of War in Heaven, and are known to have first battled mankind long before the foundation of the Imperium, tens of thousands of years ago during the Dark Age of Technology.

According to legend, the Orks were the very first alien civilization encountered by humanity - when the first ork and man met on some forgotten airless world long ago, they took one hard look at each other, drew pistols, and shot each other dead simultaneously.

Humanity and the Orks have fought innumerable conflicts since then and are unlikely to ever stop. Humans and orks are two of the most numerous species in the galaxy, both being found nearly everywhere. It is said that of all creatures, humans remain the Orks' favourite enemy to this day.

-Lexicanum

u/Selenite_Cults — 7 days ago
▲ 102 r/Grimdank

I've seen some absolutely terrible takes about big E on here

Him being an inconsistent lunatic who has severely lost the plot and is hanging through hubris, desperation, and sheer stubbornness makes for a far more compelling character than making him your generic warlord #245 in a series that is chock full of them.

u/Selenite_Cults — 13 days ago
▲ 433 r/Grimdank

You never see Necron/Nids/Chaos/Orks fan argue about how *their* faction are the good guys

u/Selenite_Cults — 20 days ago
▲ 60 r/40kLore

Survival of the Imperium not being the most important priority for several Imperial institutions

I was reading through some books recently, particularly after the opening of the Cicatrix Maledictum and the resurrection of Roboute Guilliman, and I realized that there are multiple Imperial entities who consider the survival of the Imperium of Man to only be ancillary to their main goals.

For example, in Blood and Fire, Grimaldus states;

>There is a reason the Adeptus Astartes stand apart from the Imperium – autonomous; loyal to the empire’s ideals, but rarely its function.

Then in Chris Wraight's Watchers of the Throne series, a topic that comes up frequently is how the Custodes *must* stand apart from the Imperium as a whole, so as to not sway the judgement of the populace, and that their only true goal is the safety and survival of the Emperor.

Then there's the Adeptus Mechanicus, who enjoy a lot of freedom from the Imperium and still chafe under its rule. There are even factions who consider the Emperor and the Omnissiah to be separate beings.

With all this said, I don't think that many powerful people in the Imperium would care if the Imperium died anytime soon.

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u/Selenite_Cults — 26 days ago
▲ 20 r/40kLore

Differing views among Orks in the Blood Axes clan and how this could shape the War in Armageddon

I've been reading up a lot on Ork lore recently, and two characters really stood out to me. Particularly because of how different their views in fighting humies are.

The first is Taktikus/Biter, who's on Ghazghkull' Counsill of Warbosses as the Blood Axes representative. His short story, the enemy of my enemy showcases him fighting *alongside* Imperial forces on a world that is under attack by the Tyranids. And to his credit, they worked really well as a team. Up until he betrayed them. He is still an ork after all.

This is in direct contrast to Snikrot, who's known as the Green Ghost in Armageddon by Imperials. He's recently also been killing other orks, particularly those who had teamed up with Imperials to fight against chaos. This is because he seems such team ups unorky.

Now what does this mean for Armageddon?

Both are Blood Axes and both are very kunning, but their values obviously don't match up, meaning that when they meet up at Armageddon, there's going to be a ton of friction. Because while Biter may be one of Ghaz's own Warbosses, Snikrot's actually been fighting on Armageddon while the others went off on their own Waaaghs!

This can lead to a split in Blood Axes leadership, with some orks distrusting Taktikus' humie lovin ways and others disliking how Snikrot's all to willing to krump other orks instead of focusing on their enemies.

This has a few outcomes;

  1. Their split leads to Ghaz losing on Armageddon

  2. Snikrot wins the favor of most Blood Axes and takes Biter's place on the Counsill

  3. Taktikus wins favor and the Blood Axes start teaming up with Imperials against chaos more often.

Now, obviously I don't expect any of these plot lines to be given too much weight, this fight is mainly between Ghaz/Yarrick and the various Space Marine factions after all, and GW probably won't be interested in focusing too much on xenos' internal politics.

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u/Selenite_Cults — 1 month ago