As someone that has ADHD - Sending your pets in to Grave Danger is like telling someone with ADHD to go to the store and bring back something specific.
"You've been gone 8 hours... and you brought back a tombstone." What the heck were you doing this whole time? There are tombstones all over the place...
The Greenbrier apartments are a pretty clean / friendly place to live, but I've been noticing for the last year or two that when the trash / recycling is collected they just dump both into the same truck? I have a perfect view from my apt over top, there's no divider or anything, and the bins are always very well sorted so there's very little contamination risk. There's a literal garbage chute for garbage and recycling you have to haul downstairs by foot.
Any idea why Greenbrier would be so bad at recycling? Such a waste of time considering most people are retired and spend time carefully putting recycling aside just to have it dumped into the garbage...