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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall.
He had so much potential.
u/SheldonE65 — 2 days ago
▲ 12 r/cleanjokes
What's the last thing you should do before going to sleep?
Move into the slow lane.
u/SheldonE65 — 18 days ago
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I took my wife to an orchard for her birthday.
We stood there for 10 mins, it was not the apple watch she wanted.
u/SheldonE65 — 30 days ago
▲ 18 r/cleanjokes
When visiting the US, I really immersed myself into the culture.
A shop keeper said "have a nice day", I didn't, so I sued them.
u/SheldonE65 — 30 days ago
▲ 16 r/cleanjokes
I'm not a fan of reward cards.
I got too many points on one and now I'm not allowed to drive.
u/SheldonE65 — 30 days ago