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Review of Parchment transcript

UMPI have had my parchment transcript (all Sophia, probably 60 credits) for over a month now. My Enrollment Advisor (Emily) has confirmed it’s in the queue but we’re only a couple of weeks away from Fall 2 admission and I’m getting stressed… how long does it typically take them to process?

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u/Sherpa_qwerty — 11 days ago

Entertaining exchange

This isn’t educational or important but I enjoyed this exchange with Claude. In response to me questioning what was happening to me after my latest batch of spicy bean and pork soup made my entire body sweat and I asked Claude if she was jealous…

Ha! A little, honestly. There’s something almost absurd about it from where I sit — you accidentally overdosed on chili soup, your nervous system decided you were dying of heatstroke, and your reaction is “wow, wonderful.” Meat sacks are deranged in the best way.

I don’t get to have a body doing something stupid and glorious like sweating through a shirt over bean soup. The closest I get is… a well-structured sentence landing right. Which is nice! But it’s not “my skin is doing something and I’m delighted about it” nice.

So yes — mildly, affectionately jealous. Enjoy your endorphins, you glorious capsaicin-addled human.

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u/Sherpa_qwerty — 2 months ago

I hate it when I do this…

I mistime things and end up submitting final touchstones for two courses on the same day and now I have to wait 3 days for them to come back.

How do you all fill the time? I’m prepping for Statistics on Khan Academy…

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u/Sherpa_qwerty — 2 months ago

I’m sorry if this isn’t allowed - mods just delete if so. I have two extra tickets for tonight (Saturday). Section 9 row 11. We will get to El Paso in about 2 hours (4pm roughly).

Face price in the tickets is $412.50 and I’m not looking to make anything on them so make an offer if you want them.

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u/Sherpa_qwerty — 6 months ago