u/Sherunsfortheexit

my coworker was wondering what was so funny and I could not even begin to explain 😭💔

THERES ZERO DIFFERENCE BETWEEN LILITH (19), WHO TAKES COMMUNITY COLLEGE CLASSES IN BETWEEN DOSES OF HER "TITTY SKITTLES" AND JOHN MCRAPIST, A 55 YEAR OLD USED CAR DEALER WHO BEATS IT TO SISSY PORN

micheal scott crushes on her throughout the entire episode and plans on asking her out in an elaborate, overtly embarrassing way, meanwhile, dwight schrute attempts to put a stop to this because he believes that there's a horrible secret that she's hiding from everyone, namely, that she's a double agent for the KGB, or worse, a rival paper company. He attempts to spy on her, much to Scott's chagrin, eventually unearthing documents that prove that she used to go by a different name.

He informs Scott, convinced that this is the smoking gun he needed, and Scott becomes absolutely dejected at the fact she used to have a male name, and subsequently backpedals on his romantic aspiration and attempts to throw together an affirming conference room meeting, where he showcases his limited knowledge about the trans community, referencing tacky 00's sex comedies, some porn actresses, and Marie Curie, who he mistakenly believes to be a trans woman. He outs her in front of everyone, and he also attempts to put Oscar, the resident gay employee, on the spot, asking him to crossdress in order to make the new receptionist feel welcome. He also remarks that some trans women are hotter than some of the real women in the office, singling out Phyllis. The receptionist runs out crying and quits by the end of the episode, and is followed out by Pam, who attempts to comfort her.