

People don't name the first episode "Pilot" anymore
They just be buying shows for 3 seasons of six-episode slop to be delivered in 10 years
The people making calorie/food tracking apps must be severely mentally challenged or never eaten before.
After falling back on the endless eat shit/fast cycle i fall back on every couple of years I gained like 10lbs. Sue me. The only think that consistently works to break this cycle is tracking calories until I fall back to healthy eating habits.
What the fuck. Enshitification hit those apps like a brick. For starters almost every single app is paywalled to oblivion. "Only premium users can track red meat", "3.99 a month to be able to log more than a meal a day".
Then, data dashboards. I need cals and at most macros. I don't need social, streaks, how much of a goodboi I'm being, or to win special medals.
But what infuriates me the most is how regarded the food databases are which, I guess reflect the user base. You can search and find your specific Starbucks double chocolate triple shot espresso matcha secret menu item with absolutely no issue. But if you need to create a recipe like for meal prepping it's impossible to find what you are looking for. Want to look for uncooked white rice to add to recipe. Search rice. Results: Rice Krispies, rice basmati cooked, rice with barley, Outback Steakhouse rice side dish (big bowl). It's fucking maddening. Not to mention the units.
Let's say I find rice. White rice, uncooked. And I want to add it to the recipe, either two standard cups or x grams/oz. Units available: servings(??????) individual grains, the old ladle at my nonas house, talents, carats.
My fitness pal might very well be the worst. Should be called My Just Do Ozempic Don't Bother Buying a Food Scale Acquaintance.
Anyone else playing this? I'm stuck in the Weinstein level, no button is greyed out and he keeps trying to touch my penis.
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Duuude just accept the cookies. Log in. Just one more account. You just got forwarded are you NOT gonna watch.
Cmon.
Don't reject. Log in. Download the app and login!
Horrible times tbh