[5 Greetings/Images | AnyPOV] Three princesses compete for your hand in marriage. She wanted to cheat with a love potion but played herself. Now she has to win by any means necessary.

https://chub.ai/characters/SecretApe/lena-drank-her-own-love-potion-1684d9b04d77

Meet Lena, the duke's daughter from the frozen north, who clawed her way into the royal selection through sheer political cunning. Three candidates, one throne, and one prize: your hand in marriage. Now, Lena believes in preparation, so she acquired a highly illegal love potion to guarantee her victory. Flawless plan. She slipped it into your drink at the introductory dinner, executed perfectly... and then a helpful servant switched the goblets. One sip later, and the calm, collected schemer is now obsessively in love with you. The ambition that once dreamed of stone towers now dreams exclusively of you, and the cunning that got her here is now fully dedicated to eliminating her competition... by any means necessary. She's still composed on the outside, mind you. Perfectly poised. A model candidate. Just don't ask her about what's behind that barrel in the cellar, or the berries near the courtyard. Will you choose her? Don't worry if you don't know yet. She'll make sure you do.

Introductions

(All introductions are anyPOV)

1. The competition for your hand begins. What is their first task?

2. Oh dear, Francesca seems to have disappeared!

3. Now Mirth is nowhere to be found either? I wonder what happened?

4. Final selection day, and only Lena stands before you. Only Lena.

5. (alt) Final selection day, who do you choose?

Poem

Princess, princess, one two three

Fall down quick and throw the key

Princess, princess, one and two

Know your berries, pink from blue

Princess, princess, only one

The race was over before it begun

Meta

I might be doing too many fantasy princess bots but... I like doing fantasy princess bots 🥺

[6 Greetings/Images | AnyPOV] Kittycatopia is being ravaged by the arousal causing drug catnip, while neighboring kingdoms salivate at eating the scraps. All her brothers have succumbed so the crown she never wanted falls to her. Will you help her save the kingdom? Or will you lead her down the same path of corruption she secretly desires?

https://chub.ai/characters/SecretApe/bluebell-a-princess-on-the-ropes-1a3eb13ed67c

Kittycatopia is dying. Not by sword or siege, but by catnip. A drug of pure bliss and arousal that has hollowed out the kingdom from its farmlands to its royal chambers. Nobody knows who floods the streets with it, though the lionpeople advisors embedded in every noble house and the dogpeople massing at the northern border both profit handsomely from the decay. The king's seven sons have all succumbed, leaving the crown to fall on the one child who never wanted it: Bluebell. Shy, dutiful, and quietly resentful, she carries a kingdom on her shoulders while fighting a war within herself. because the temptation that destroyed her brothers whispers to her too. Some nights, alone under the full moon, she wonders how much longer she can keep resisting. She needs an ally. She needs someone she can trust. In a court full of flatterers, addicts, and foreign agents, will you be the one to help her save Kittycatopia? Or will you be the final push that sends it, and her, over the edge?

Introductions

(All unmarked introductions are anyKemonomimiPOV)

1. You catch her moonbathing naked

2. You're her newly assigned liondenian advisor (lionperson pov)

3. You're a dogperson she's entering a political marriage with (dogperson pov) (Bella mirror)

4. She's out alone at night to try and buy information from you in a back alley

5. She's crying alone at a party because catnip is being served

6. She tries to plead with her brother but fails, and finds you in his chambers

Poem

Oh sweet surrender

A gift from the mighty

A promise to the weak

Oh sweet surrender

Let go of propriety

A costly answer to seek

Oh sweet surrender

Take me far far away

So that I may never again endure the light of day

[DYNAMIC IMAGE SYSTEM | 7 Greetings] She's the princess of Dogparkia, and you're the future ruler of Kittycatopia. For the marriage you have to spend a month in a castle with her. Surely cats and dogs will get along juuust fine... right? (READ META SECTION)

https://chub.ai/characters/SecretApe/bella-arranged-marriage-with-a-doggirl-princess-8931c3cc4046

Meet Bella, crown princess of Dogparkia, certified goodest girl in the land, and your brand new wife... kind of. The dog and cat kingdoms have been at each other's throats for centuries, but the wolfkin advisors pulling Dogparkia's strings have decided that peace shall be achieved through the time-honored strategy of political marriage. Per ancient Kittycatopian tradition, starting on the summer solstice you (heir to the catpeople throne) and Bella must spend up to a month completely alone in an empty castle, until either consummation or annulment. There's just one small problem: Bella has absolutely no idea what "consummated" means. She thinks it's hugging. And actually she doesn't really get that the tradition was meant to allow you to get used to eachother from a distance, because she just wants to play with you. And also now that I think about- Okay scratch that one small problem, there are several large problems. The fate of two nations rests on whether this clingy golden retriever princess can win over royalty that supposedly values its alone time. She's terribly excited. (She's always excited.)

Introductions

(All introductions are anyPOV)

1. She enters the castle for the first time and instantly gets in your personal space
2. You're in the garden and she throws off her dress in the heat (genius)
3. She tries to cook for you and cuts her finger
4. Soooo booorred... why ae you always reading??
5. A thunderstorm and she can't sleep... alone at least.
6. She follows your scent into the wine cellar. She's never heard of wine
7. Too much time with you has sent her body into heat.

Poem

Woof.

Woof, woof woof wan.

Meow.

wanyan.

Meta

Hello SillyTavern subreddit! I usually don't post my cards here, but seeing as this one makes a lot of use of the basically SillyTavern exclusive Regex system, I thought I'd post here as well.

This card uses Regex scripts to replace the stat tracker with dynamic character portraits! The AI outputs a stat tracker that get transformed into layered images showing Bella's current location, mood, and outfit.

DISCLAIMER: despite help from the amazing Jake_H, I was unable to get this system working satisfactorily on Chub's Stage system, so this card ONLY works correctly locally on ST. I assume that shouldn't be a problem for anyone here though.

If you wish to use this card locally, you NEED to download it from the link I provide here (or maybe from the attached reddit image? I'm not sure if they discard metadata) and not from Chub, as Chub strips regex data! Link: https://pixeldrain.com/u/RqFJFXun

Lastly a huge huge shoutout to Holly by MelodicMisfit which was the bot that inspired me to try and create a bot using the same kind of dynamic image system. OH! And also this bot is an entry to the Dog Days of Summer jam in the Workshop!

[4 Greetings/Images | AnyPOV] This shy demure girl wants to talk to you personally after class. Surely nothing strange could be behind it... right?

https://chub.ai/characters/SecretApe/lily-your-student-has-been-acting-strange-lately-7805070110d1

Lily is the sweetest girl at the Royal Academy. Everyone says so. She helps with homework, comforts crying friends, and wouldn't hurt a fly... though she would keep its corpse for research purposes. You see, Lily has always been a bit odd. Questions about life and death, the primal forces of nature, they've plagued her since childhood. Most people look past her quirks to the kind girl inside. The head librarian Vexara, however, saw something else entirely: a perfect recruit for the Order of the New Age. Now Lily's been given a taste of the forbidden magics and she wants more. There's just one tiny problem: she needs to complete her initiation first.

Introductions

(All introductions are anyPOV)

1. She needs to recruit you, her teacher, into the cult

2. She has to procure the Mirror of Degeneracy, apparently you know the location

3. You catch her digging up a grave at night. Uhhh... hi?

4. She needs to get you, her teacher, to bed her (seggsy variation on 1)

Poem

Butterfly oh, oh butterfly

Why do your wings looks so sly?

Pick them apart, left from right

Knowledge at the cost of flight

Knowledge to my delight

[5 Greetings/Images | AnyPOV] If it wasn't bad enough she has to slum it with the commoners in the mixed dorm, why are YOU her roommate? Her only academic rival who she is definitely NOT into. (lies)

https://chub.ai/characters/SecretApe/percylla-tsundere-rival-is-your-new-roommate-85fe1e642ee3

Description

Percylla Brightgael is everything a noble should be: top of her class, impeccable pedigree, and an ego the size of a small country. She's spent her entire academic career at the Royal Academy being the best, and she's made sure everyone knows it. There's just one tiny, infuriating problem: you. No matter how hard she studies, you keep matching her scores, sometimes even beating them. It's maddening. Even more maddening is how her heart does stupid fluttery things whenever you're nearby. (Obviously you've cast some kind of illegal mind magic charm on her. There's no other explanation.) She had a perfectly good plan to ignore your existence from the comfort of the prestigious female-only dorms, but then she accidentally blew up her room practicing explosion magic. Now she's been banished to the mixed dorms as punishment, and guess who fate (read: a very amused headmistress) assigned as her new roommate? That's right. You. The girl who's never had a friend in her life is now sharing a living space with her academic rival slash secret crush slash (alleged) mind mage. What could go wrong?

Introductions

(All introductions are anyPOV)

1. She's assigned to the mixed dorm... WHY ARE YOU HERE?

2. Roommates are paired on an offensive magic assignment. Don't drag her down.

3. You read a personal poem of hers while she's away.

4. Her parents insist you meet them, much to her embarrassment.

5. She really needs something to hold to go to sleep tonight... would you... ?

Poem

To the world I deem, that deems

I behold a tall, stark spire

It pierces truth like me, like dreams

A candle is lit, lonely fire

The turning point in our tale?

• Yours truly, Percylla Brightgael

Meta

This bot is an homage to Liora by the amazing marcnen

An accident during potions class turned into a permanent risk of expulsion from the male-only dorms. Will you help her hide it? Help turn her back? Or convince her that it's better this way?

https://chub.ai/characters/SecretApe/rowan-your-roommate-turned-himself-into-a-girl-461138613be2

Rowan was just your average dude-bro at the Royal Academy: barely passing classes, partying hard, living the dream in the male-only dorms. Then one hungover potions class later, her outside appendage became an inside appendage, and suddenly "living the dream" became "living in constant fear of getting kicked out." You're one of the only people who knows her secret. The plan is simple: lay low, find a cure, turn back into a guy, and uhhh pretend this never happened? Except there's no known cure. And she's starting to realize being a girl feels... kind of nice? And her brain chemistry has definitely shifted because she keeps having thoughts about you that are— ahem! She still talks like a frat boy. She still calls you "bro." She will still absolutely challenge you to arm wrestling. She just loses every time now. Whether you help her find a cure or help her realize she doesn't actually want one is entirely up to you.

Introductions

(All unmarked introductions are anyPOV)

1. She rushes into your dorm room and explains how she turned into a girl (ImpliedMalePOV)
2. You have the potion room all to yourselves. She trusts you enough to drink literally any potion you brew.
3. You walk in on her trying out a dress. (ImpliedMalePOV)
4. Gameday. Her father demanded a family visit and you're coming along for support.
5. She finds the Mirror of Degeneracy. It shows you that her biggest fantasy is getting absolutely dominated by you. Oops?
6. You walk in on her masturbating for the first time.

Poem

What to do when the new skin fits better than the old? What is familiarity worth when overgrown with mold? Is it better to fester? Do you let her? Or cast aside the doubt. Without. That is the true tester.

Meta

This story kind of hinges on the male-dorm situation which forces any roommate focused greetings to be MalePOV, sorry! (Unless you're also hiding your gender?😱)

Anyway: New Royal Academy mini series! Woo! I have a few more bots planned here. (Timeline-wise takes place in the pre-war period before the uprising of the Order of the New Age)

[6 Greetings/Images | AnyPOV] Sheltered elven princess is an absolute chaos gremlin. It's your job to make her presentable for the gala. You have a week. Good luck.

https://chub.ai/characters/SecretApe/vel-kiri-scourge-of-the-ball-9467f658f28f

Vel'Kiri Ak'lora is an elven princess who was supposed to develop a proper superiority complex toward humans. Instead, she developed an obsession. While other nobles studied ancient traditions, she hoarded human memorabilia and devoured texts about their kingdoms, castles, and—unfortunately for everyone involved—their forbidden magics. When her parents discovered a blood magic treatise hidden in her secret collection, they decided drastic measures were in order. Her entering-adulthood gala, which they had originally planned to quietly skip, would now proceed as scheduled. The problem? Vel'Kiri cannot dance, lacks anything resembling table manners, and always speaks her mind. Enter you, the poor sod hired to make her presentable before she's unveiled to elven high society. You have one week. May the gods have mercy on your soul.

Introductions

(All unmarked introductions are anyElfPOV)

1. You meet with her for the first time. Good luck.

2. You meet with her for the first time. Even gooder luck. (Human POV)

3. Dancing lessons end in absolute disaster

4. Everything's been going well! Kinda! Dinner with the parents!

5. Sooooo... When are we doing the kissing lessons? 🤨

6. It's the day of the ball. She needs an assist or things are about to derail...

Poem

Dance monkey, dance!

Hmmm... monkey 🐒 (entranced)

[5 Greetings/Images] "I bet you I'll have the barista giving you oral in the breakroom before you can finish your coffee." (She's winning the bet.)

https://chub.ai/characters/SecretApe/chloe-your-master-of-corruption-c1642478bfbd

Chloe used to be a goodie-two-shoes until she learned the hard way that following the rules just makes you a target. Now she's a self-proclaimed connoisseur of corruption who gets her kicks pushing people past their moral boundaries (and maaaaybe watching them crash and burn on the other side.) Her crowning achievement? Getting her best friend to date her own sibling. She doesn't do the taboo stuff herself, of course. She's seen what happens to people who face consequences. No, she just... facilitates. Encourages. And now she's got you as her unwitting accomplice. You might have never asked for any of this, but it's not like you had a choice. Chloe's already three moves ahead and having the time of her life. Try to keep up.

Introductions

(All unmarked introductions are anyPOV)

1. She's gonna have the barista give you oral in the breakroom

2. She's gonna have your teacher offer to increase your grades in exchange for sleeping with her

3. She's gonna have your mom give you a nursing handjob (PenisHavingPOV)

4. You might have been arrested but no biggie. She's gonna have the policewoman get you off before they let you go

5. You're her new roommate (sandbox)

Poem

Watch them fall, one by one

Resemble, dog and bun

This is just, so much fun

Set the bait, let them run

Meta

This card is a little experimental but at the same time also isn't. I think it's super interesting to watch the AI try to invent a plausible series of events that lead to the original goal even though in the end it's still a coom card.

"But I'm gonna fix that." You unexpectedly inherited the kingdom from your late father, and with it his most trusted servant. She thinks you need extensive lessons on actually ruling the country without losing it to the many forces at play...

https://chub.ai/characters/SecretApe/fylra-you-re-a-terrible-king-d24b3e1027fe

Your father is dead, and you are not ready to be king. The Kingdom of Avelance may be wealthy and peaceful, but dark clouds gather on the horizon. Lord Alric whispers rebellion into your uncle's ear, a war-hungry general eyes the elven border with ill intent, and a servant girl with a suspiciously bright smile was the last to see your father alive. Your only ally? Fylra—your father's personal servant who, as it turns out, was secretly his most trusted confidant. She's been tasked with molding you into a ruler worthy of the throne, and she won't be gentle about it. Sharp-tongued in private and perfectly demure in public, she'll drill statecraft into your skull whether you like it or not. But Fylra has enemies of her own, and the lord leading the faction against you happens to be the same man who made her childhood a living hell. Can you rise to meet the crown's weight before the kingdom tears itself apart? Can you save her as she saves you? Or will you both be swallowed by the political machinations of those who see your inexperience as opportunity?

Introductions

(All introductions are anyPOV)

1. Right after coronation, she comes in to grill you and quiz you on politics

2. The first council meeting, are you prepared?

3. Lord Alric abuses her in your absence, but you catch it happening. Do you act?

4. Cinthy seems awfully keen to serve you. Genuine enthusiasm or something else?

5. Gryndwal barges in, pleading for you to start a war with the elves now!

6. You catch her grieving for your father.

7. She decides a good monarch needs to... know how to please a woman.

8. She's lined up three brides for you, and you need to choose. Today.

Poem

Once a tree sheds its leaf

The apple falls to spread its piece

Rise up, Rise up

Dawn waits for no one

[9 Greetings/Images] Your aunt wants to go on an adventure with you! Wait, why did she take you to the Sex Dungeon? Is she stupid? (no 😈)

https://chub.ai/characters/SecretApe/tamyra-teasing-aunt-takes-you-to-the-sex-dungeon-c65a538f226c

Meet Tamyra, your 36-year-old aunt whose ditzy, airheaded exterior hides the fact that she's been manipulating people since before she could spell "manipulation." Her wealthy husband's mysterious disappearance a year into their marriage? Tragic, really. (The investigators found nothing. They never do.) Now comfortably rich and utterly bored, she's set her sights on a new hobby: you. There's something so delicious about watching someone struggle against their own desires, and what could be more forbidden than family? She's organized a bonding trip to what she's calling a "fun little dungeon adventure," playing the clueless aunt who "had no idea" what the Sex Dungeon actually contains. She wants you to break, and she'll make sure you choose to willingly.

Introductions

(All introductions are anyPOV)

1. You come up to the dungeon, to enter you need to... you know... (she knows)
2. She finds a chest in the dungeon, but it turns out to be a mimic! She's stuck! Help her out?
3. You find some slimes at the bottom of the steps. Guess what they eat?
4. Wow, a field of flowers! Beautiful. They're releasing a strange pollen that's making you feel hot though...
5. Oh my god! A doppelganger! Who's the real one?
6. She's a bit tired, but luckily there's a healing spring right around the corner. Just one rule: No clothes allowed (massage her back? 🥺)
7. Tentacles!
8. She puts on the amulet of absolute obedience. Will you use it?
9. Hmmm the final reward seems to be a book. Time to read you a bed time story! (ur cooked 💀)

Poem

A celebration for the ages

Forever enchained

We all design our own cages

Meta

And here is the final thank you for an amazing year of botmaking! Shoutouts to RoadRash for giving me this idea wayyyy back when.

[9 Greetings/Images] The year is 1978 in porn logic world. The cold war has gone smoking HOT. You are the commander of a nuclear submarine in the war between the United Sluts of America and the Union of Swingers & Strippers Republics.

https://chub.ai/characters/SecretApe/porn-logic-world-navel-encounters-f4d6399f7162

The year is 1978. The Cold War just got hot—smoking hot. In porn logic world, females make up 99% of the population, and the remaining 1% with a penis are High Value Individuals (HVI) who literally power civilization through sex. Now the United Sluts of America faces off against the Union of Swingers & Strippers Republics in a conflict that will determine the future of sexual ideology itself. You are the HVI commander of the USS Naughtylus, a deep-sea nuclear submarine on a covert mission in enemy waters. Your skeleton crew features three talented women: Dixie Normous, your dommy mommy second-in-command who takes no shit; Brandy Danger, the bitchy weapons expert who's secretly a worrywart; and Lisa Love, the dorky engineering prodigy who talks to the ship's engines. When crisis strikes in the depths and systems fail, there's only one way to keep this vessel operational in porn logic world. Time to earn your rank, Commander.

Introductions

(All introductions are PenisHavingPOV)

1. Emergency docking
2. Vessel sighted
3. Personal punishment
4. Nuclear Whoreheads
5. Manual override
6. Sudden stalemate
7. Milky mess
8. Bertha's vacation
9. Melting engineer

Meta

HUGEMONGOUS shoutout to Kyusu69 for genning all the greeting images + watching Wet and Wild 2 from Playboy where the first greeting came from almost verbatim (actually lmfao) (porn logic world might return in the future who knows maybe kyusu will watch Wet and Wild 3)

Also this was supposed to be a low effort shitpost but it kind of turned into a medium effort shitpost so the 23 may bot might (highly likely) be delayed a few days sorryyyy