u/SilverMerchant500

I REALLY need a spinoff of Criminal Minds where it just follows the daily life of all the Agents outside of the bureau.

It was probably nothing, but I went outside tonight to get a drink, and the second I stepped out from behind my porch door, I heard a loud like.. I dunno, have you ever heard a dog snarl? It was like that, and I heard something running towards my porch, didn’t see anything though. Probably woke my family up, I slammed the door so hard. Even worse, my door doesn’t close, it can only be closed using deadbolt. So- probably a coincidence, but I do find it odd that’s the first time I’ve ever heard something like that outside.

So, I’ve been watching American Housewife since about 2020, and just rewatching it over and over again, but I noticed something. So, Greg’s book was surely not cheap, right? Most books that thick sell from what I’ve seen between $20-30. It says Spencer bought all 10,000 copies. Even if you’re assuming Greg only gets half of the profit from the books, that’s still $100,000-$150,000 given to Greg from Spencer, but as far as I can tell, that money does little to help out. And you can not convince me that stupid red car was $100,000-$150,000. I’m just so confused

BARE WITH ME I’m not lying for clout, and I was not high, and no I am not seeing things wrong. Early 2023, I was walking home from a friends house, and my shed is behind my house on a hill. I look over, and I see an at least 8 foot tall spindelly naked white thing and it looks human. It looked at me, and SCALED a 4 foot wall. Not sure what happened with it, I ran inside, it was like, dirty white. And its arms were just a bit longer than they should have been. Bald. No hair. Important note: I do live in the Appalachain region. People have tried to say it was a hairless bear, NO. I don’t have images or anything, but who would. And that’s exactly why everyone calls me crazy when k post about this! And about a year later, I was just sleeping, and I was like half-awake, and I dreamt the SAME FUCKING THING AGAIN. But this time, it was in a cave, and I was at the bottom. It disappeared, so for some reason dream me decided to climb it and check it out, saw nothing, then it snapped my neck and I woke up.