u/SirenStatic

I’m not saying I’m dramatic, but I have cried over a perfectly baked sourdough. And yes, I have absolutely spiraled once or twice because I couldn’t remember if I sent an email or just emotionally prepared to send it.

My work ethic can best be described as: “If I do everything, maybe no one will notice I’m barely holding it together.” I’m extremely good at this system and if you ever need tips, I’ll overwork for the both of us.

I am tall for a woman. That typically means I’m forever the designated top-shelf person and also forever hitting my head on things I “should’ve seen coming.” Lie to me and make me feel small for once.

Rapid fire here: I drink my weight in caffeine and call it lunch. I’m often too kind for my own good and I’m probably the exact opposite of your perception of me at first glance. I will absolutely love my cats more than you.

I’m not looking for a savior or someone to sweep me off my feet, but I am looking for conversations that go somewhere. The kind that actually mean something and have substance to feed off of. 

https://imgur.com/a/p2mWB2Y

I’m not saying I’m dramatic, but I have cried over a perfectly baked sourdough. And yes, I have absolutely spiraled once or twice because I couldn’t remember if I sent an email or just emotionally prepared to send it.

My work ethic can best be described as: “If I do everything, maybe no one will notice I’m barely holding it together.” I’m extremely good at this system and if you ever need tips, I’ll overwork for the both of us.

I’m tall for a woman, which means I’m forever the designated top-shelf person and also forever hitting my head on things I “should’ve seen coming.”

I have shelves upon shelves of books. My wildest dream is to have enough to be considered a library. I am one third the way there if we don’t count digital works.

Rapid fire here: I drink my weight in caffeine and call it lunch. I’m often too kind for my own good and I’m probably the exact opposite of your perception of me at first glance. I will love my cats more than you and would be content being a crazy cat lady if I didn’t enjoy bantering so much with those brave enough to bring originality.

I’m not looking for a savior or someone to sweep me off my feet, but I am looking for conversations that go somewhere. The kind that actually mean something and have substance to feed off of. 

https://imgur.com/a/UT3PWg6