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Major [Holiday World] Update
You heard it here first folks! The Voyage is being RMC'd according to Gemini, based on absolutely nothing. I couldn't believe I was the first one to know about this, even before the park knew about it. I guess they heard how much everyone hated having the best wooden coaster ever in their park and figured they should ruin it with some crappy RMC restraints.
u/SkgarGar — 3 days ago
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Waiting in longest line of the year at [DMV] to ride [Registration Renewal 5000]
Help, my husband doesn't understand my jokes
u/SkgarGar — 5 days ago
▲ 39 r/rollercoasterjerk
Abusive Coaster Relationships
Fake Thoosies enjoy coasters for theming, fun airtime, smooth rides, and fast speeds 🤡
IF YOU'RE NOT GETTING SPANKED, CHOKED, BRUISED, AND GASLIT by the coasters you ride, then do you even like coasters? 😤
I won't even ride a coaster if it doesn't isolate me from my family and forbid me from spending time around other coasters.
Which coaster are you in a toxic relationship with?
u/SkgarGar — 9 days ago
Trip Planning
Me and my husband are celebrating our 10th anniversary this year and are planning our very first trip to Philly for this October. We have a very busy itinerary but I've also been researching a lot about the restaurants, as the food is equally important to me as the attractions. Anyway, here is the list of restaurants on our itinerary and I wanted to get some feedback. Are these good choices? If not, where would you suggest instead? How far in advance do I need to make reservations?
Khyber Pass Pub (I'm also wondering how late their kitchen stays open as we will be going here our first night when we arrive)
Reading Terminal Market
Amada
Dante & Luigi's
Good Dog Bar (also how late is this open? Planning to go here later at night after doing Halloween nights at the ESP)
Franklin Fountain
Dim Sum Garden
Nan Zhou
u/SkgarGar — 29 days ago
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Outjerked by boomers on Facebook
It's so over guys, Paula says no more coasters ever 😔
u/SkgarGar — 29 days ago
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Is this a credit?
It's down for maintenance now but I managed to hop on before the little guys started working on the track
u/SkgarGar — 2 months ago
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Is it too late for my kids?
I fear I may be raising 2 little Thoosies. My 5 year old just handed me her drawing of The Great Pumpkin Coaster. My 8 year old can recognize steel coaster manufacturers by the appearance of their track. When we watch ride videos she will say "ooh, that looks like some good airtime"
I finally got my oldest to ride The Beast, Mystic Timbers, and The Racer at KI. I also convinced her to ride Sky Rocket at Kennywood and she loves all the wooden coasters there too.
Am I past the point of no return? Are they destined for the rolling and coasting life? Should I start taking money from their non-existent college fund and transfer it to a future annual pass holder fund?
u/SkgarGar — 2 months ago
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Breaking News
Is this yet another first for the Don? So glad we are being updated as this situation progresses
u/SkgarGar — 2 months ago
▲ 30 r/kingsislandjerk
A rare sighting of the elusive Beast ™️ yesterday while waiting in line
His appearance means 6 more weeks of 20 minute coaster lines. Praise Be.
u/SkgarGar — 3 months ago