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▲ 44 r/UrinatingTree

LOLMETS Continues To Outdo Itself By Giving Up An Inside-The-Park-Grand Slam!

You had a 5-0 lead, then you give up a grand slam. But not just any grand slam, an inside-the-park-grand slam hahahahahaha. It gets even better, you go on to lose 9-6. Truly one of the most successful mettings ever. LOLMETS, the gift that keeps on giving.

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u/SmashYourEnemies02 — 3 days ago
▲ 102 r/UrinatingTree

And The Standard Is Still The Standard. Aaron Rodgers Signs One Year Deal With The Steelers.

Tree, I’m sorry you have to deal with another 9-8 Super Bowl.

u/SmashYourEnemies02 — 6 days ago
▲ 33 r/UrinatingTree

Congrats, Wild

I get that’s it’s the Avalanche, but holy fuck! You had a 3-0 lead. Then proceed to give up 2 goals in 2:10 to tie it up. And then get completely outplayed in overtime before Colorado ends your season 3:52 into it. You continue to reinforce the narrative of Minnesota sports teams being absolute choke artists. Conglaturation!

u/SmashYourEnemies02 — 9 days ago
▲ 341 r/NewYorkIslanders

Matthew Schaefer Didn’t Just Win The Calder Trophy. He Was The Unanimous Winner, And It Wasn’t Even Close! He’s The First Unanimous Winner Since Teemu Selanne In 1992-1993.

He is also the first Islanders defenseman to win the Calder Trophy since Bryan Berard in 1996-1997.

u/SmashYourEnemies02 — 9 days ago
▲ 2 r/UrinatingTree

Your inability to have something resembling respectable goaltending is once again your downfall as you waste another year of McDavid and Draisaitl. You have done nothing but cut corners with that, and have two pylons in Bouchard and Nurse on the back end making roughly $20 million per year combined. You arguably have the two most talented players on your roster since Gretzky and Messier, yet still can’t get it done because you rely solely on them. Enjoy the final years of McDavid before he becomes a UFA, and Draisaitl before he demands to be traded. CONGLATURATION!

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u/SmashYourEnemies02 — 21 days ago