
Clay body theory (schizopost/crack theory)
I heard awhile back that in madness combat (goated flash series) the characters are confirmed to have clay-like skin. This got me thinking, seeing how the characters in hotline miami can literally split PEOPLE in two with simple things like machetes, swords and CLEAVERS, that would mean that either everyone is inhumanly strong, or that everyone is very soft. I think that in hotline miami's universe has a soft, clay-like body which would explain why they're so soft, also their insides are like gelatin.