Kris, I'm moulting, and it's making me feel kinda weird...
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Kris, I'm moulting, and it's making me feel kinda weird...

Fwahaha, Kris! Sure, you can brush my fur. How'd you know I was moulting?

The fur in the sink?! Kris! That's mean! But, um, you're right, faha! We have special plumbing, though, for the fur. Don't you? Y'know, for Azzy.

Kris, you're not broke! Your mom's a teacher, and your dad…

Sorry, um, here's the brush! Yeah, specially for me. I'd never share my moulting brush, that's gross, fwahaha! It's like sharing your toothbrush!

Yeah, sure, you shared with me, but we were little kids! Azzy was hardly out of middle school! We also used to skinny dip in the lake with Dess! Nowadays, that would be… impossible.

You, uh, you can brush me, Kris. Oh, wait, I forgot to take my shirt off, fahaha! Okay, Kris, turn around!

Why? Because you'd see my chest! Kris, you perv! Fine, I'll turn around! But you'd better not be creepy!

Mmmm… That feels really good, Kris… How are you so good at this? Dess let you practice on her? Practice for what?

C'mon, keep going! Don't get all blushy now, just earlier you were trying to see my chest! Oh, yeah… that's nice…

What's so funny, Kri-ah~ N-No, I didn't moan! It just feels really good! I told you not to be creepy! Do I need to tell your mom, Krismas Dreemur?

No, no, keep brushing. Yes, I'm sure! Fine, you can be a little pervy. I guess I'm not really in a position to call you a perv, fwahaha! Mmh…

Why'd you stop, Kris? My back's brushed? Yeah, but there's still more of me to brush! I have a whole front side, you know!

No, I won't turn around! I said a little pervy, not all the way! If you wanna keep brushing me, you can wrap your arm around and brush like that. Mhm. That's the o-ohhh…

K-Kris, faha, you're being so thorough… n-no, I'm not- Ngh, I-I'm not moaning! Like I said, it's like a massage!

Okay, Kris, that's close enough! You have long arms, you don't need to- ah~

Kris, you perv! Fwahaha, you knew what you were doing, don't be silly! You purposely brushed my chest!

K-Kris, don't say it like that! Tits isn't a polite way of saying it! The Holidays are a sophisticated family, y'know! We don't associate with plebia-AHH~

Y-You pinched my nipple! Tha-ahhh~ That's not fair, Krissss… Mmm…

K-Kris, is that what I think it is? S-Stop rubbing it against me! N-No, not because it's getting me worked up! It's because you-oooh, mmm…

No, I won't turn around! I'm not blushing! You're blushing! Oh, I don't know that for sure? Nice try, Krismas, but you won't get me to-

Waah! You just pushed me down, so roughly, too! Oh, it's to get a better "vantage point" for brushing my tummy? You could have at least warned me!

Hey, don't throw my brush! How are you gonna brush without a brush? You'll use your hands? That's not- Mmmm~

H-Hey, you can't just- ah- just start groping me like that! No, I didn't tell you to start groping me, I said you ca- Woah!

Kris, y-your pants, what are you doing? You don't have fur!

This isn't about fur, anymore? What do you- Oh! But my mom's coming home in an hour!

Oh, you think you can make me cum in that time? Kris, you perv! But fine, why don't we do something crazy! Let's see what you learned from tho-OOHHHH~

My skirt! That's an official school skirt, you know! You could get in real trouble for ripping that! Okay, yes, I can just mend it, but you still shouldn't- KRIS?!

I-I thought you were gonna just kiss me or something! Like we did when we were kids! It's so big, too! Are all humans like this? Oh, right, you wouldn't know…

Okay, f-fine, you can put it in, fwahaha! You sound so different than normal, Krismas! I guess being around you has changed me, too!

Y-You're sure about this? Alright, g-go ahead…

Oh, FUCK! Sorry, I mean, frick! I can't look, it feels so- The tip? That's the tip? But I feel so-OHHH~

Kris, you're so deep! Am I doing good? A-At dirty talk, I mean? You don't care? You never were much of a talker, I guess- Ffff…frick!

I-I guess our parents aren't home, fwaha! N-Nobody stopping us… A-Azzy's in the living room, though!

He hasn't noticed, though… probably because he doesn't want to, fwaha! He wouldn't want to see how INTERESTING you are, now!

Oh, cheesus, you're moving! Oh, Angel, it's so good! I feel like I'm going to fly away, somewhere no one has ever been before! K-Kris, keep going, I'm about to-

OHHH! KRIS! FUCK! Y-YOU'RE STILL MOVING?! Ffuck, Kris! I can't believe you…

It's only been five minutes?! Oh, Angel…

((How'd you like that, u/Fit_Air3725?))

u/Solnight99 — 5 days ago

found these at a free yard sale. what is it? (if this is the wrong sub pls tell me what the right one is)

found them in someone's free yard sale in south ontario. trying to figure out how to make them work so me and my buddy can play with them.

u/Solnight99 — 1 month ago

!? WHAT?! I'm playing with the mega pack as the Lapita, ancient era. endless game speed. is this normal?

u/Solnight99 — 1 month ago

evening, all! i'm new to heraldry, and i want to know if there's a simple guide for dabblers who just want a personal coat of arms.

i'm sure there's a wealth of in-depth knowledge available online for if i decide to stick with it, but for now i just want to know a quick way to learn how to make my own coat of arms for my family of one, without getting all of the information at once.

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u/Solnight99 — 1 month ago

Can someone help find where my proof is wrong?

So, I've made a proof that the Law of the Excluded Middle, but since it's taken as fact, I'd love to know what part of my proof is wrong.

The proof is (I'm not very good at math yet, bear with me)

Proof by contradiction:

THERE EXISTS a Box.

THERE EXISTS Phones

Are all phones in the box on?

Take an empty box,

Inside of it, are all phones on?

By the law of double negatives, the question can be rephrased as:

Are no phones off? 

Yes, no phones are off, therefore all phones are on.

Inside of the empty box, are all phones off?

By the law of double negatives, the question can be rephrased as:

Are no phones on? 

Yes, no phones are on, therefore all phones are off.

Therefore, all phones are off, and all phones are on. Therefore Phone=On is simultaneously true and false.

I know it has to be invalid somewhere, but I can't figure out where.

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u/Solnight99 — 2 months ago