u/Sorry-Conference460

Warning: super corny, super embarrassing post.

Hey, I’m a single 24 year-old man out of Barrhaven. I’m looking for a single 20-35 year-old woman. Need someone to steal my hoodies and my heart.

Long-term or Short-term. Doesn’t matter, I’m getting back into the scene so really I’m game for anything.

I’m 6 feet tall and about 160-170 pounds. I’m a white guy with a bald head and a moustache. I’ve got a big heart with lots of love, and no one to give my love to.

I enjoy going on hikes, photography, vinyl records and ice cold beer. I love spending hours walking and talking aimlessly about super deep and profound stuff or super dumb and pointless stuff.

I wouldn’t call myself a shy person, I’m very extroverted, I’m not super hung up on my appearance but I like dressing nicely, I clean up well. I don’t like to fight and I don’t like drama. I’m looking for a relationship not a starring role in an action movie.

I want all the super corny, super embarrassing and incredibly confusing stuff that comes with a relationship. I don’t care what anyone else thinks about us.
Getting you flowers, holding hands, kissing. Falling in love. That’s all I want.

Is there any love here for me? Dm me.

Life sucks being alone, sucks even more if you don’t have any friends. Which is a very easy thing to achieve in my line of work. So even if anyone here just wants to be friends, if you need someone to just shut-up and listen.
Hit me up.

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u/Sorry-Conference460 — 6 days ago

Warning: super corny, super embarrassing post.

Hey, I’m a single 24 year-old man. I’m looking for a single 18-40 year-old woman. Need someone to steal my hoodies and my heart.
Long-term, Short-term. Doesn’t matter, I’m really getting back into the scene so really I’m game for anything.

I’m 6 feet tall and about 160-170 pounds. I’m a white guy with a bald head and a moustache. I’ve got a big heart with lots of love, and no one to give my love to.

I enjoy going on hikes, photography, vinyl records and ice cold beer. I love spending hours walking and talking aimlessly about super deep and profound stuff or super dumb and pointless stuff.

I wouldn’t call myself a shy person, I’m very extroverted, I’m not super hung up on my appearance but I like dressing nicely, I clean up well. I don’t like to fight and I don’t like drama. I’m looking for a relationship not a starring role in an action movie.

I want all the super corny, super embarrassing and incredibly confusing stuff that comes with a relationship. I don’t care what anyone else thinks about us.
Getting you flowers, holding hands, kissing. Falling in love. That’s all I want.

Is there any love here for me? Dm me.

Life sucks being alone, sucks even more if you don’t have any friends. Which is a very easy thing to achieve in my line of work. So even if anyone here just wants to be friends, if you need someone to just shut-up and listen.
Hit me up, I’ll buy you a coffee.

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u/Sorry-Conference460 — 9 days ago

24M 4 18-45 F FWB

I (lonely 24 year old man) need some physical affection. I need a sweetheart to hold close and fuck hard. We can take it slow, but physical affection is a big thing. Let me grab that ass, hoist you up and make out with you. I’ll take you out to dinner and I’ll eat that pussy for desert.

I’m six foot tall, bald white fella with a moustache, Average build and a big cock.

DM me ;)

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u/Sorry-Conference460 — 9 days ago

The Bonnie to my Clyde

The Bonnie to my Clyde

Be the Bonnie to my Clyde, I need a partner in crime. I 24M am looking for a long term relationship. I’m looking for a woman 18-39 years of age. I’m 6 feet tall with a moustache, a bald head and an average build, though I just started hitting the gym again.

I like beer, vinyl records, taking pictures of birds, going for long walks, hiking, going out to eat and going out on dates. I need someone who will hold me close. Love me, make every day just a little bit easier.

I wear my heart on my sleeve. I’ve been told that I’m sweet, handsome and a gentleman.

Need a gentleman? I’ll be your gentleman.

Dm me.

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u/Sorry-Conference460 — 14 days ago

Hey sweetheart.

I’m a 24M out of Barrhaven. I’m a virgin. I really want to go down on a woman. When was the last time you (18-40) F have been gone down on? Would you let me put my big cock in between those legs? Shoot me a DM

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u/Sorry-Conference460 — 16 days ago

Any military buffs?

I’m a 24M out of Barrhaven. I’m downtown a lot for work. Any females (19-39) here into Military history? The war museum is hosting an armour demonstration next weekend. We could make a date out of it.

Shoot me a DM.

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u/Sorry-Conference460 — 17 days ago

24M looking for some fun this weekend.

Looking for a female FWB/hookup this weekend. I’m a 24 year old man, a virgin. I’m white. Six foot tall with a moustache and a bald head. I cannot host but we could grab an Air-bnb. Do you want it raw or protected?

Shoot me a dm.

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u/Sorry-Conference460 — 20 days ago

24M virgin. Looking for a FWB.

I would like to lose my virginity. I would like to do so in short order. I’m 6-foot tall with a big cock, been told that I am a good kisser. I’m a gentleman, I wear my heart on my sleeve.

Would any ladies here like to help me in my endeavour of losing my virginity? Looking for ladies 18 - 45. Raw or protected, I don’t care. Shoot me a dm.

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u/Sorry-Conference460 — 27 days ago

24M for (18-45F) FWB

I need a FWB
I’m young man strong and handsome. I need a lady who needs to be taken care of. Someone who wants to be laid, is this you? Shoot me a DM. I cannot host but we could find an AIR BNB.

Just got some condoms, Wanna try em out with me?

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u/Sorry-Conference460 — 29 days ago

Making out is the best way to break the ice.

Any ladies wanna come break the ice with me? 24M looking for a 19-39F.

I’m out of Barrhaven, I’m downtown for work almost every day. I’m a six foot tall white guy with a bald head and moustache. You ever kiss a man with a moustache?

Anyone looking for a physical connection? It’s an important thing in a relationship.
I’ll take ya out on a date. I like to walk around and explore the city. Then perhaps after dinner and drinks we will go break the ice.

DM me.

What do you think is the best way to break the ice? Or the best way to be rid of those awkward silences?

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u/Sorry-Conference460 — 1 month ago

24M 4 F (19-30)

I know this is a long shot. But oh well

I’m a 6” tall bald white dude with a moustache. I like beer, collecting vinyls and taking photographs of birds. I’m currently in work as a security guard. I have my college diploma and I am currently working towards becoming a police officer. I’m looking for love but it seems that there’s none to be had.

Any ladies interested? Let’s go on a date, I’m free most weekends. Dm me.

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u/Sorry-Conference460 — 1 month ago