u/Soup-28

How stupid can you possibly be. Hold a zone. Clear B. It’s not that deep you simple minded monkeys

Fuck you. The bots play better than you. How hard is it to stay in a zone? And to my opponents. I wish you where my teammates. No actually because your as stupid as them with the only difference being you can actually group and gank. And you hold zones. But your still playing bad…

Is it too much ubi? To ask for teammates that are not idiots?

Hyper armor. Love it hate it. To an extent it makes sense. Some attacks can’t be stopped by attacking the person performing them. That makes logical sense. The weapon carries too much momentum. Okey I can accept that

So tell me WHY THE FUCK a rapier has HYPERARMOR. Why can virt just use that? What sense does it make? Tell me who at Ubi thought it was a good idea to give this bitch hyper armor when she doesn’t need it? Shugo okey I can see that his weapon is heavy. Hito same story. Kensei well I can see the momentum being too much. Raider. He swings fast so I can see it. Lb mmm a little less sensical but he has heavy armor. Warmonger a same as lb. Warlord. Same probably is a heavy blade little less sense but I can see it. Virt with a rapier that can’t weigh more than 3 pounds. That she swings super slowly how does that have hyperarmor? Why does it have hyperarmor? Why did she need that

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