u/Specific-Address-486

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'you're so cute I could eat you!' 'not if I eat you first'

Matcha has developed the rumblies which only hands can satisfy

u/Specific-Address-486 — 6 days ago

shhhhh! they're trying to contact their home planet

they've been relocated to the basement at my mother's house due to the heat (28° indoors at my own house lmao) and it's so cool down there they don't even need ice packs. Anyway here they are (they're saying beep boop beep boop)

u/Specific-Address-486 — 11 days ago

As requested: Matcha purring during treat time

Please excuse the poops, I promise I spot cleaned literally less than 24 hours ago 😭 he and Mochi sre goblins who eat in their bathrooms

u/Specific-Address-486 — 23 days ago

Progress: Matcha has started purring when he gets his veggies. I fear he is too cute, might throw up

I love this little man. He's such a little man

u/Specific-Address-486 — 24 days ago

Made a memorial meme for Salt

Initially I only made it to help convince my friends to add him as a sticker in the discord server, but I genuinely might print this out and stick it up lol

u/Specific-Address-486 — 1 month ago

Mochi is learning to drive! How many banks do you think he's going to rob with his new whip?

Matcha had no interest in the car they inherited from Salt, but Mochi was very pleased

u/Specific-Address-486 — 1 month ago

Salt crossed the rainbow bridge this morning. His health took a nosedive over the weekend and be wouldn't even chew his critical care or take any water. He'd been on so many medications since December and I think he was just so tired. I was gonna take him to the vet again today but I could tell he was done, so I told him if he wanted to go it was ok and to go find his brother Pepper. He was 6.

He went peacefully, with his head and his right paw in my hand just as he liked to sleep, and he was SO polite in waiting for me to finish the work call I got stuck on until he crossed over. He was on his little sofa all tucked in the twilight blanket from slide 8, so not only did he go peacefully but he left this world a man of culture.

Thanks to everyone for ur support over the past few months, it's greatly appreciated and I got some really good advice here. I'm sticking around because I still have my alien peegs Mochi and Matcha, but they've definitely understood what's happened today; they haven't screamed at me for food even once.

We'll get his ashes back on Saturday - the pet funeral place even does afternoon tea and homemade cakes, so we're gonna make a day of it lmfao

u/Specific-Address-486 — 2 months ago