u/Spiritual-Second-943

(SSDV is an idiot, how the hell was he planning to deal with Kill dao marks attacking his land)

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I mean think about it almost all people who were comfortable around him like old bai met him in his least unstable moment, bear with me:

Volume one:

Fang yuan is a genius guy who recites insane profound poems and very stable then one day he mfing wakes up and just chooses violence, this can be justified as him getting C grade aperture..

Then he proceeds to get drunk, and beats the shit out of other students with straight hands only to get their lunch money EVERY FUCKING SINGLE DAY.

And then when an assassin is sent to kill him(people don't know he's an assassin for sure) it just looks like a poor guy went to 7/11 to use the bathroom then fang yuan panicked and decided to cut the fuck out of like asking for directions in London type of cutting.

Then he picks a beef with BNB (aka crazy mf no.2) and BNB shows great interest in him for some reason.

Volume 2:

While traveling BNB sees fang yuan being edgy as fuck and eating monkey brains and making grandma's pie out of children, but suddenly MF become sweeter than grandma's cookies and act 180⁰ like a different person.

Also imagine watching a MF sliming a swarm of beast then suddenly he's chill and then if I recall right: fang yuan made a makeshift bra with "surprising" precision. Not even BNB fucked around with this guy.

Then suddenly in a fighting tournament, while fighting a locally known weirdo (not because he's gay but because he was described as weird? MF low-key starts tweaking and dropping bars , monologuing while beating the shit out of a gay guy, who fang yuan didn't really seem to like, which could also be seen as him finding pleasure in beating gay people to the limit of entering the flow state.

Volume 3: yeah NGL I don't recall shit other than the 88 True yang building arc but even then MF started tweaking while facing a venerable's will and the almost entire giant sun blood line and what does he do?

He decides to solo an entire continent by himself by ragebaiting MFs and monologuing to himself using the lines of Ren Zu (aka Gu world jesus), imagine jumping a guy and instead of relenting he starts tweaking and laughing his shit out while reciting Genesis 1 , I'd genuinely not feel safe)

Volume 4: there's a lot of bullshit going on here I won't be continuing maybe I'll later (maybe, when the novel is unbanned)

Summary : Fang yuan has the aura of a homeless guy wielding the default free pre-installed weapon (aka a reaper/scythe) they somehow are born with and yet somehow can't afford food. Seriously how could they even find a reaper?

(You can't judge me Klein did the same thing)

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I struggle to survive in the mortal world, I came to life and I joined the world. I lived my own life, I lived according to my own feelings, even if the waves toss me up and down, sending me to the border of death, I will never grieve, lament, fear, or worry; I will savor these flavor thoroughly, I will still laugh crazily until the end.

I am true to my skin color.

I am a real nigga!

You are about to sacrifice something precious.

The life of a fair maiden,

that you would toss into the fiery forge.

Only so that you may be Lord.

What a horrible thing to ponder.

Your ascendency requires her sacrifice,

whether she wishes it or not.

But how would the Lord, crowned so, be looked upon?

Chosen Tarnished and would-be Lord,

dare to tread the path of true rigor.

Spare the poor girl,

and singe your own flesh in her stead.

If you are prepared to show resolve

and attain Lordship through righteous hardship,

then heed the words of I, Shabriri.

Chosen Tarnished, and would-be Lord.

Descend into the depths, far below the Erdtree Capital.

Seek audience with the Three Fingers

and the flame of frenzy.

If you inherit the flame of frenzy,

your flesh will serve as kindling

and the girl can be spared

...setting you on the righteous path of lordship.

The path of the Lord of Chaos.

Burn the Erdtree to the ground,

and incinerate all that divides and distinguishes.

Ahhh, may chaos take the world!

May chaos take the world!

It's a story about a guy from China transmigration into a nobody called Klein Moretti.

Volume 1: clown

It's about Klein learning about the beyonder world and realizing the writers are not going to retcon the beyonder like marvel did to save his ass and realizing he should run the hoods before the hoods run him, our first encounter with danger is the time a guy broke into his house, and then the nighthawktuahs would join his dream servers and be like "yo bro a nigga just broke into your house, do you have a gun or should we worry about that?" And his first reaction was "don't worry, got that I'll handle it"

They said"Oh so You got a gun, thank the lad-" , and he was like "I SAID I'LL HANDLE IT"

then after that proof of how how much tuff he is they give him a J#b offer telling he can join their friend group at any time.

he should drop college and start working in a sketchy corporate and hitting the gym, then after his first mission he'd party with his workmates and then his soon to be retired coworker offers him a drink and he nearly dies of hepatitis A, and realize he should really back his shit together before the next drinking party of they'd not invite him to drink again.

Soon he'd learn many things about his coworkers,

First lets start with him and GOLD Neil:

Under old neils care he found a homie he could share his nerd hobbies that the others in the friend group couldn't get

And he taught him about satanism and witchcraft

Then on how to do Tax evasion through satanism and witchcraft

Then he took him to the suburbs to teach him how to buy the "good stuff"

Then flexed a photo of his chopped ass and his wife on his bro for no reason, and I still wonder how did he manage to pull that off, but taking his history with satanism and witchcraft I think there's a way for all of Us(yes US)

Then his friend Leonard:

Klein thought the world couldn't get anymore colorful , but then came Leonard Who in every encounter proved it can get more colorful.

Which at first sounds very emotional until you realize Klein meant that Leonard is a dripping rainbow flag who gets gayer everytime you see him.

Also he learned that Leonard can't rhyme for shit, and are his bars are stollen

Then Wil- I mean Dunn Smiths:

Klein's first encounter with him was like, get this nigga a gun, a bonus- oh wait did we discuss your payment?

"Niggahawk!, I was just dropping by, I did say I'd work for you" Klein said

And then Dunn was like "nevermind that, get this nigga minimum wage AND a bonus, do you have watch?"

"Why would I need a watch?"

"So you flex on people like this" dunn turned his watch to klein and it was made of PURE GOLD

"Gah damn, nigga I can't even see what time it is" the light shone too bright in Klein's eyes that his vision was probably permanently impaired(which might explain why he can't see women for shit in later volume and compare them to demonesses)

At that moment ,Klein realized there's two sun deity's in this world, the eternal blazing son, and Dunn watch

"And get this nigga a staff so he can be pimping the hoes around town"

Klein's virgin ass shrank upon hearing that and said"there's gonna be hoes aw heeeeellllll naaaaw!"

"Twink ass,wimp ass, virgin ass,broke ass nigga" dunn whispered

"And for evernight's sake, get this nigga a tuff fit, get this awful shirt he's wearing from my face"

"WHAT'S WRONG WITH MY SHIRT?!"

"You look like a half-dead guy, who killed himself because of negative aura"

...

And then there was daly:

Who he TOTALLY met ON THE CLOWN MISSION (SURE ANIME ONLYS)

about the clown mission, it's about Klein seeing what the true potential of his pathway looks like and meeting top 3 MFs in his pathway(which is concerning when a seq 7 is regarded as one of the best beyonders in your pathway) and realizing the jumping squad is rendered useless when a reverse jumper walk in, too bad Klein was a Minecraft player in his life and grey fog allowed him to /effect clear <target> himself and negated the paralysis effect of diddy blud puppet and glocked the guy with a bullseye

Daly was someone who he learned that she was able to chug five corpse collecter cocktails from the nighthawks without getting hepatitis A, or lever failure.

He'd later learn that she has this technique to nullify the drinks effect called "the ayanokoji method" that helps him digest the drinks before hepatitis A starts hitting harder than OP's atypical depression and abusive stepdad.

...

Klein would learn that the nighthawks are more than coworkers, they're homies

But then he watched Dunn slime Gold Neil because he was jealous,Gold Neil is trying to revive his hot wife and done who failed to rizz Daly up at the Time was so spiteful that he slimed his homie and looked at the remaining nighthawks saying "if I can't hit, no one can understood?"

Klein said "I'm asexual"

Leonard said "I'm gay"

Frye said "I'm eunuch"

But kenley failed to come up with an excuse and stuttered and said "I'm engaged"

And dunn looked at him with bloodshot eyes saying "what?"

"Wait cap I can explai-" kenley tried to retort but Dunn jumped at him and straight up Cannibalized the boy, while the others stood there and sold.

\[He ate him\]

Klein learned the art of "watch who yo call yo homie" and started viewing the nighthawks as family for his own safety.

...

Later on one fateful day, Osama bin Lanevus would shove a nuke in the oven, and hide it in tingen.

Pulling the Riddler bullshit, butbthe gang low-key had 0 IQ to work out the riddle until it walked into their front door.

Of course it was there, the nighthawks might be a sketchy organization but they forgot that they used "Leon kingdom's trade center" as a cover.

Klein learned that if there is something more terrifying than the huzz, it is pregnant huzz, and peed his pants thrice(this is probably the liquor's effect on his lever and kidneys though)

But Leonard knew how to act quickly, because if there a way to counter a pregnant woman it is a gay man of course, come on people it's basic logic 101

Meanwhile Klein was trying to plan with Dunn, but it was not helping because Dunn was low-key tweaking at the sight of a pregnant woman and talking about sum "will she let me hit though?"

And Klein's hair(including his shaved ass small hairs) stood on end saying "what?"

"Klein listen, I know how this sounds like?" But Klein was already drawing his sun enchanted business cards about to Purge-Nuke this man ," listen I can feel the spirits of our friends guiding me towards her , old neil, and kenley, I can feel them talking to me, they're guiding my heart, I can feel them inside of me"

"Hell yes you can feel them inside of you, nigga you ate them!" Klein said

"Klein, you're not listening, i feel like she's the one" dunn elaborated

"I thought daly was the one"Klein said

"Well daly is also a one, one plus one equals two, duh Klein there's a reason so many numbers exist" dunn said

"Nah nigga you're not gonna algebra your wait out of this" klein said

"Guys I think you two could algebra the fucking countdown, this hoe is about to give birth in like two minutes" Leonard shouted from the other room "i don't wanna see her give birth this is too straight for me"

"See Klein two minutes that's exactly my time limit, it's too big of a COINCIDENCE , coincidence? I think not"

"Nigga we've been running into coincidences this whole week didn't you say the quill of Alzheimer can do that?"

"Naaah Klein, there's someone out there using 0-08's ability to let me hit I'm telling you, if anything we should be thanking him"

"Oh fuck guys" Leonard shouted "she's giving birth"

Klein and Dunn shouted together "stall her"

They turned to each other saying "what?"

"Stall the hoe so we jump her before that nigga baby nuke us" Klein

"Oh... That" dunn

"What else could there be nigga?!!" Klein said

"Nothing..." Dunn said

"Nigga you still wanna hit that?, she looks like freddy Kroger " Klein said

"Don't body shame her Klein! Besides anything is smashable with Daly's picture on it" dunn said

"Oh fuck he's coming" said leonard

"..." Long silence went on between the two then...

"We jump the hoe, and you get Leonard with daly picture, deal?" Offered Klein

"Deal, Leonard I'm gonna get saint Selena stashes stall her " said dunn

"Fuck you mean stall her, I can see the nigga's head coming out " Leonard said

"Oh fuck we're dead he's coming, this hoe is giving birth to the antichrist, wait why does this nigga looks like Gollum?"

But before the lil nigga (aka nuking Gollum) could come out, Klein drop kicked him back into the baby maker, giving the baby the origin story of Glenn Quagmire

And following that, Dunn pulled a rank 1 sealed weed called Saint Selena stashes, and made the mother smoke the weed hoping the baby would die of smoking exposure, but if anything it made the mother more determined and green as fuck saying"he'll be born and he'll have his father's beautiful face"

"The fuck you're talking about we already saw his face, MF looks like he's been corrupted by sauron spirit more than expired cheese in Klein fridge which he keeps because he's that much broke" Leonard said

"Fuck that I'm gonna Glock this one" Klein threw the sun business cards

Meanwhile, ince zangwill walked alongside daly smith through the headquarters door

"Hey guys I met daly on the way and she showed me the errors of my ways and I'm really sorry I came here because I want to give this back- wait nigga is this the smell of saint Selena stashes?" said ince while holding 0-08, he smelled again and said "and gas?"

"Oh right the backlund sent me here saying they've heard reports about a broken gas pipe-"

Klein aurafarmed and said with reverence "LET THERE BE LIGHT!"

And there was indeed light... The gas mixing with the purging sun fire caused an explosion with 500 meter radius which would be blamed on ince zangwill and Osama bin Lanevus for riding a locomotive into the Leon kingdom's trade center and some bullshit like locomotive oil melted the gas pipes causing the gas to hit the electricity wires causing the explosion, and that's how the tragedy of Tingen happened

Dunn and Klein died in that incident but Klein stopped halfway to heaven and got sent back because "heaven is not for bitches" Dunn didn't return because he was sealed alongside mr. Door on the moon, because the deity's realized this unhinged menace if he kept wilding like that he'd accelerate the coming of the cataclysm.

\---

And so on the volume ends with Klein going to backlund because he couldn't let people discover that he's an accomplice in 9/11

A journey of a transmigrator, learning the Importance of humanity, family, friendship,and their use in jumping. In volume 1 has ended but there's still much more to go on

It's a story about a guy from China transmigration into a nobody called Klein Moretti.

Volume 1: clown

It's about Klein learning about the beyonder world and realizing the writers are not going to retcon the beyonder like marvel did to save his ass and realizing he should run the hoods before the hoods run him, our first encounter with danger is the time a guy broke into his house, and then the nighthawktuahs would join his dream servers and be like "yo bro a nigga just broke into your house, do you have a gun or should we worry about that?" And his first reaction was "don't worry, got that I'll handle it"

They said"Oh so You got a gun, thank the lad-" , and he was like "I SAID I'LL HANDLE IT"

then after that proof of how how much tuff he is they give him a J#b offer telling he can join their friend group at any time.

he should drop college and start working in a sketchy corporate and hitting the gym, then after his first mission he'd party with his workmates and then his soon to be retired coworker offers him a drink and he nearly dies of hepatitis A, and realize he should really back his shit together before the next drinking party of they'd not invite him to drink again.

Soon he'd learn many things about his coworkers,

First lets start with him and GOLD Neil:

Under old neils care he found a homie he could share his nerd hobbies that the others in the friend group couldn't get

And he taught him about satanism and witchcraft

Then on how to do Tax evasion through satanism and witchcraft

Then he took him to the suburbs to teach him how to buy the "good stuff"

Then flexed a photo of his chopped ass and his wife on his bro for no reason, and I still wonder how did he manage to pull that off, but taking his history with satanism and witchcraft I think there's a way for all of Us(yes US)

Then his friend Leonard:

Klein thought the world couldn't get anymore colorful , but then came Leonard Who in every encounter proved it can get more colorful.

Which at first sounds very emotional until you realize Klein meant that Leonard is a dripping rainbow flag who gets gayer everytime you see him.

Also he learned that Leonard can't rhyme for shit, and are his bars are stollen

Then Wil- I mean Dunn Smiths:

Klein's first encounter with him was like, get this nigga a gun, a bonus- oh wait did we discuss your payment?

"Niggahawk!, I was just dropping by, I did say I'd work for you" Klein said

And then Dunn was like "nevermind that, get this nigga minimum wage AND a bonus, do you have watch?"

"Why would I need a watch?"

"So you flex on people like this" dunn turned his watch to klein and it was made of PURE GOLD

"Gah damn, nigga I can't even see what time it is" the light shone too bright in Klein's eyes that his vision was probably permanently impaired(which might explain why he can't see women for shit in later volume and compare them to demonesses)

At that moment ,Klein realized there's two sun deity's in this world, the eternal blazing son, and Dunn watch

"And get this nigga a staff so he can be pimping the hoes around town"

Klein's virgin ass shrank upon hearing that and said"there's gonna be hoes aw heeeeellllll naaaaw!"

"Twink ass,wimp ass, virgin ass,broke ass nigga" dunn whispered

"And for evernight's sake, get this nigga a tuff fit, get this awful shirt he's wearing from my face"

"WHAT'S WRONG WITH MY SHIRT?!"

"You look like a half-dead guy, who killed himself because of negative aura"

...

And then there was daly:

Who he TOTALLY met ON THE CLOWN MISSION (SURE ANIME ONLYS)

about the clown mission, it's about Klein seeing what the true potential of his pathway looks like and meeting top 3 MFs in his pathway(which is concerning when a seq 7 is regarded as one of the best beyonders in your pathway) and realizing the jumping squad is rendered useless when a reverse jumper walk in, too bad Klein was a Minecraft player in his life and grey fog allowed him to /effect clear <target> himself and negated the paralysis effect of diddy blud puppet and glocked the guy with a bullseye

Daly was someone who he learned that she was able to chug five corpse collecter cocktails from the nighthawks without getting hepatitis A, or lever failure.

He'd later learn that she has this technique to nullify the drinks effect called "the ayanokoji method" that helps him digest the drinks before hepatitis A starts hitting harder than OP's atypical depression and abusive stepdad.

...

Klein would learn that the nighthawks are more than coworkers, they're homies

But then he watched Dunn slime Gold Neil because he was jealous,Gold Neil is trying to revive his hot wife and done who failed to rizz Daly up at the Time was so spiteful that he slimed his homie and looked at the remaining nighthawks saying "if I can't hit, no one can understood?"

Klein said "I'm asexual"

Leonard said "I'm gay"

Frye said "I'm eunuch"

But kenley failed to come up with an excuse and stuttered and said "I'm engaged"

And dunn looked at him with bloodshot eyes saying "what?"

"Wait cap I can explai-" kenley tried to retort but Dunn jumped at him and straight up Cannibalized the boy, while the others stood there and sold.

\[He ate him\]

Klein learned the art of "watch who yo call yo homie" and started viewing the nighthawks as family for his own safety.

...

Later on one fateful day, Osama bin Lanevus would shove a nuke in the oven, and hide it in tingen.

Pulling the Riddler bullshit, butbthe gang low-key had 0 IQ to work out the riddle until it walked into their front door.

Of course it was there, the nighthawks might be a sketchy organization but they forgot that they used "Leon kingdom's trade center" as a cover.

Klein learned that if there is something more terrifying than the huzz, it is pregnant huzz, and peed his pants thrice(this is probably the liquor's effect on his lever and kidneys though)

But Leonard knew how to act quickly, because if there a way to counter a pregnant woman it is a gay man of course, come on people it's basic logic 101

Meanwhile Klein was trying to plan with Dunn, but it was not helping because Dunn was low-key tweaking at the sight of a pregnant woman and talking about sum "will she let me hit though?"

And Klein's hair(including his shaved ass small hairs) stood on end saying "what?"

"Klein listen, I know how this sounds like?" But Klein was already drawing his sun enchanted business cards about to Purge-Nuke this man ," listen I can feel the spirits of our friends guiding me towards her , old neil, and kenley, I can feel them talking to me, they're guiding my heart, I can feel them inside of me"

"Hell yes you can feel them inside of you, nigga you ate them!" Klein said

"Klein, you're not listening, i feel like she's the one" dunn elaborated

"I thought daly was the one"Klein said

"Well daly is also a one, one plus one equals two, duh Klein there's a reason so many numbers exist" dunn said

"Nah nigga you're not gonna algebra your wait out of this" klein said

"Guys I think you two could algebra the fucking countdown, this hoe is about to give birth in like two minutes" Leonard shouted from the other room "i don't wanna see her give birth this is too straight for me"

"See Klein two minutes that's exactly my time limit, it's too big of a COINCIDENCE , coincidence? I think not"

"Nigga we've been running into coincidences this whole week didn't you say the quill of Alzheimer can do that?"

"Naaah Klein, there's someone out there using 0-08's ability to let me hit I'm telling you, if anything we should be thanking him"

"Oh fuck guys" Leonard shouted "she's giving birth"

Klein and Dunn shouted together "stall her"

They turned to each other saying "what?"

"Stall the hoe so we jump her before that nigga baby nuke us" Klein

"Oh... That" dunn

"What else could there be nigga?!!" Klein said

"Nothing..." Dunn said

"Nigga you still wanna hit that?, she looks like freddy Kroger " Klein said

"Don't body shame her Klein! Besides anything is smashable with Daly's picture on it" dunn said

"Oh fuck he's coming" said leonard

"..." Long silence went on between the two then...

"We jump the hoe, and you get Leonard with daly picture, deal?" Offered Klein

"Deal, Leonard I'm gonna get saint Selena stashes stall her " said dunn

"Fuck you mean stall her, I can see the nigga's head coming out " Leonard said

"Oh fuck we're dead he's coming, this hoe is giving birth to the antichrist, wait why does this nigga looks like Gollum?"

But before the lil nigga (aka nuking Gollum) could come out, Klein drop kicked him back into the baby maker, giving the baby the origin story of Glenn Quagmire

And following that, Dunn pulled a rank 1 sealed weed called Saint Selena stashes, and made the mother smoke the weed hoping the baby would die of smoking exposure, but if anything it made the mother more determined and green as fuck saying"he'll be born and he'll have his father's beautiful face"

"The fuck you're talking about we already saw his, MF looks like he's been corrupted by sauron spirit more than expired cheese in Klein fridge which he keeps because he's that much broke" Leonard said

"Fuck that I'm gonna Glock this one" Klein threw the sun business cards

Meanwhile, ince zangwill walked alongside daly smith through the headquarters door

"Hey guys I met daly on the way and she showed me the errors of my ways and I'm really sorry I came here because I want to give this back- wait nigga is this the smell of saint Selena stashes?" said ince while holding 0-08, he smelled again and said "and gas?"

"Oh right the backlund sent me here saying they've heard reports about a broken gas pipe-"

Klein aurafarmed and said with reverence "LET THERE BE LIGHT!"

And there was indeed light... The gas mixing with the purging sun fire caused an explosion with 500 meter radius which would be blamed on ince zangwill and Osama bin Lanevus for riding a locomotive into the Leon kingdom's trade center and some bullshit like locomotive oil melted the gas pipes causing the gas to hit the electricity wires causing the explosion, and that's how the tragedy of Tingen happened

Dunn and Klein died in that incident but Klein stopped halfway to heaven and got sent back because "heaven is not for bitches" Dunn didn't return because he was sealed alongside mr. Door on the moon, because the deity's realized this unhinged menace if he kept wilding like that he'd accelerate the coming of the cataclysm.

\---

And so on the volume ends with Klein going to backlund because he couldn't let people discover that he's an accomplice in 9/11

A journey of a transmigrator, learning the Importance of humanity, family, friendship,and their use in jumping. In volume 1 has ended but there's still much more to go on

8+8+8+8+8+8+8+8

8+8 =16

Therefore:

16+16+16+16

16+16 =32

Therefore;

32+32 = 64