u/SquidHighway

i'm not even that good at salmon run yet i still manage to outpreform the randoms who keep on bordering on a crew wipe

i just want evp400 or evp-600 man for the love of god can these randoms genuinely stop playing like if you gave a lobster some joycons

its either that or us missing egg quota because someone thinks its acceptable to get 4 gold eggs in the basket

borderline inescapable special for the handicapped players who would lose every fight they take if they were to use any other weapon without it

without triple splashdown youd have a KD so negative that people would think you are throwing on purpose (but in reality its because you can't use your stupid little crutch for free kills)

It was a mistake for nintendo to bring it back and buff it :/same also applies to reefslider 💀 takes no talent yet you get free kills because you're using a special made for people who are terrible at the game

lost the worlds easiest game because my team decided to use their last remaining braincells for the day to wipe

"Well you died too! Just dont die bro" Hold my team to that same standard LOL we were crushing the entire gane but this lardass rainmaker carrier on the enemy team with no IRL friends and the only thing going for them is how adamantly they dont want to take a shower got one unfortunate wipe which caused us to lose our good lead

rank up battle wasted due to people with a profound level of dumbassery :/

at wits end because this is like a day or two of maintenance all for nothing

whenever I have my headset plugged in, the light on it is white, which indicates it's on. but inside the app, it says "No Displayport Connection" [even though it is clearly plugged in]
during the setup, if i can get past the screen that checks to see if the USB + displayport are plugged in, it always displays "Sensors cannot track headset" before getting stuck in an indefinite loop of checking sensors...

so far, the stuff i've done is trying to reinstall oculus app, updating my graphics card, updating my windows, trying to use https://github.com/rcmaehl/FixMyRiftS [it briefly tricks the displayport into thinking it works but it no longer works afterwards/no longer detects sensors],tried plugging into different display ports/usb cables, etc

it should be noted, i use radeon graphics card, it throws an error that says "The system has detected a link failure and cannot set the requested resolution and refresh rate, Your display might not support the requested resolution or there may be an issue with the cable", it also threw a notification that says something to the effect of "We've detected a high DPI monitor" or something (i only have one monitor but maybe the headset counts as a secondary monitor)

it was working fine a few months ago, outside of randomly powering off and on every so often...i'm kinda going insane here