u/SteelFox144

An insanely good use of AI would be to get it to go through as much data is available about every entry level women's and gender studies course in every accredited college or university in America, have it summarize the material and keep track of categories of discussions and claims and how often they were made.

Literally everything they teach is lies so if you can quantify everything that is taught, you have a list of nonsense that you can sit right next to an explanation no for why it's nonsense that no one without a serious personality disorder could deny.

You show people that, you get a cult of lunatics kicked out of the universities. Feminists can't actually defend their beliefs, they just use whatever power they can to bully anyone who disagrees with them into silence. They can't bully away the fact that everything they teach is objectively wrong.

...and the aliens seemed totally cool and everything. They aren't here to enslave humanity or take over the planet. The alien representative is basically Carl Sagan except he's a giant, mutant, bi-pedal sabretooth bear-lizard. He's just really happy to meet you and wants to exchange knowledge with you. He thinks it's fun that you're just an average Joe if you're not a scientist or government official or anything. They even have a plant with the exact same kind of THC we have here and nothing else and you just get high and listen to each other's music.

DISCLAIMER: I am not a vegan and this is a completely separate thing from veganism.

Then he get's hungry who and there are these little bi-pedal creatures two foot tall at adult height dragged in kicking and screaming. Giant sabretooth bear-lizard Carl Sagan snatches one of the little ones away from a bigger ones and just starts snapping its arms and legs off and beating the tiny thing with it's own limbs while he's eating it when he could easily just kill it and the bigger little two foot tall creature is screaming and crying and trying to break free to get to her kid the he's eating. Some of the two foot tall creatures vomit from the brutality. He even delights in mocking the mother while he's dismembering and devouring her child, pretending that the kid is going to be okay and acting like he's trying to put a piece back on when he rips another one off. You can't tell if the frantic screams and cries are a language or not, but there are a lot of varied noises in it complex. You're the only human there and the giant sabretooth bear-lizard are just brutally torturing their food as they eat it as if it's a normal thing they do every time they eat. They get you some plants to eat because they see that you're uncomfortable.

What do you do?

Then an additional scenario:

What if they put one of the two foot tall creatures in front of you. Maybe they lock his feet down for you because they know a lot of species have a hard time with such rascally food and he's cowering there before you, crying and seemingly pleading for mercy. He reaches into his little marsupial-like pouch and pulls out this laminated picture booklet and starts holding up pictured where the little two foot tall creatures are wearing clothes at a barbeque of something and he points at a little one in one of the pictures and then to where it's standing, waiting to be eaten.

What do you do?

I've beat the original a several times and most of the other ones on classic consoles, but I never saw the point of playing a remake. I thought I'd give it a shot tonight just to see. I saw that there was an original mode and an arrange mode.

I figured the arrange mode must be where they swap around bosses or items or something and I thought I'd give that a try. I started at the beginning so it doesn't seem to be a level randomizer. The whip upgrades were in their normal spots. So was the knife sub weapon and all the enemies. I figured it must just be a boss randomizer. Then I wiped open the secret block there the first double power thing is supposed to be and apparently infinitely spawning hunchbacks were there instead.

I mean, fuck, man! I got a lot of them because it's was a pretty enclosed space and I know how to kill hunchbacks, but they just kept coming and coming. It's already a cheap shot to have like five hunchbacks jump out of a wall where there's usually a power up and that would have been hard to tank if you didn't get through the first part perfectly, but to have them just keep spawning? Why did Dracula put a portal to some infinite hunchback Hell dimension in the wall right at the entrance to his castle? I mean, I guess it makes sense if he doesn't want anyone bothering him, but he usually saves that kind of stuff for later.

I'm not sure I want to finish that mode. I've beat Dracula X. I've already had to deal with every big jump having a medusa head flying at me. I don't know if I cat take more cheap shots.

My opinion is very likely biased by the fact that I'm currently having an episode with my hemorrhoids and the piece of leather (wrapped with a bunch of toilet paper) is providing me great comfort by holding everything that's supposed to stay in my asshole in my asshole, but this is great.

It's like you're not wearing anything at all, except a nice, friendly string that prevents your asshole from exploding. I have this thing tighter than any woman's g-string because it needs to provide pressure to my asshole and the wedgy effect isn't bothering me one bit. It's not like a wedgy at all. It's like something just fits the curve of your body so nicely. I don't have the banana hammock part, but women don't have dicks and the front panel is the same as any other women's undergarment. From now on' I'm just going to assume women who don't wear g-strings just hate men and they'd rather wear inferior, less comfortable undergarments than wear something that makes them look attractive. I have a total man ass and it even makes my ass look a lot better in a feminine way because it kind of frames and accentuates that shape.