u/StormOk3332

What happened to whatever actress was originally in the part?

You ever been inside a prison system? 75% more likely to develop HIV, and that's just from sleeping on the beds. Try getting a job with that on your checkup chart. That's how they get ya. Boom! Mehrabian candidate. Pretty soon you're patrolling the streets for a tight little hole, and just about any will do.

This was my holy war, this was my mujahideen. Now look, keys to the city. That's "big popping tags" for a fuck boy like you, to a dog like you. Spend the whole day window shopping? Learn to play the piano and take all your friends with you. Not on your life, you've been saved.

Four hours of prep work. Classic day. You think a guy like me would forget to top off the tank? Fat chance. I bring her up to nice simmer. She roars back at me. I feel her cold-rolled steel undulate with serene pleasure as I adjust her sleek and precise knobs. King of the fucking world. Me and 524 square inches of pure hell. Oh, your sister's coming over? Tell her to bring the kids, too.

Why, Don't mind if I Do!

13 Unfunny The Raped posts per day?

Splendid!

Yaldaboath smirks

Martin Dupont on the speakers..