u/Strange_Pressure_340

Bagholder now down over 60%.

I'm a highly successful businessman from the southtowns, so not looking to commingle with the poors in dive bars that smell like piss or noisy music venues where everyone's wearing a band t-shirt. I prefer places that only serve top-shelf drinks at a 400% markup, have linen napkins and tablecloths, and a singer/piano player dressed in black tie. As a divorced suburbanite and father to three kids, I'm a natural-born pussy-slayer. Just need to know where the good spots tailored to my specifications are to find poon. Thank you in advance for any suggestions!