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Was told I belong here

Hello I'm a recent refugee. the tomato toucher rose to power in my former reddit home land and permabanned my family. We are politically oppressed and free speech has been suspended. I was a doctor and a lawyer and an engineer and a politician over there, but I'm starting a new life here. I will assimilate

u/Ok-Energy6846 — 16 hours ago
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Just got a fresh ban for calling the mods out on their bullshit, they don't like being referred to as the NKVD

Mod approved media only, comrade, we can't be talking about the 11+ people shot in the city last night

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u/Beezelbubba — 18 hours ago
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Missed connection Buffalo-Niagara international

You were on 120.5 MHz, deep voice. You said 5-0 departing Buffalo airport at one o’clock, right turn two seven forty. I was wearing a stained shirt, mismatching socks.

I just wanted to say you’re beautiful and I love you. I hope I can hear you again when I return.

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u/10TrillionQubits — 19 hours ago
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I keep hearing loud bangs outside

I keep hearing these strange loud bangs outside, started about an hour ago. Are they gun shots? Should I call the cops? Sean Ryan? Spiderman? The avengers? Any help?

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u/throwawayurwaste — 1 day ago
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are they gonna put the duck in the water down at canalside?

Crazy they shipped up it the Erie Canal like they did the Ralph C Wilson Park bridge

u/ssweens113 — 1 day ago
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Lookin for other REAL Patriots 2 Join N Celebrate 2day

Gonna do my "couragous white person downtown exploration" by walking around Main St with my Bluetooth speaker and blasting some Lee Greenwood "God Bless The USA" and Kid Rock's "Born Free". Just those 2 songs over and over because that's what tru Patriots listen to. Maybe I'll throw in "Don't Tell Me How To Live" by Kid as well. Yelling "THESE COLORS DON'T RUN" optional, but encouraged.

Red, White n Blue Zubaz, Old Navy shirt, American Flag hat, Star Spangled cape. Freedom.

And a knife, just in case the scary people come near me. "Like mes" can come hump my cape tho

Meet at Lafayette Square at 6. HAPPY 250TH AND THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!

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u/Academic_Efficiency3 — 1 day ago
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Air Quality Today

I live in the Amherst area and woke up to an air quality alert. I took a look at this map and it appears to be a big circle of hazardous air quality around the Grand Island and North Tonawanda area; but outside of that it’s completely fine. Did something happen? I tried googling it but couldn’t find an answer.

Edit: Is there anyone in the Grand Island or North Tonawanda area who can confirm if the air quality actually feels that bad?

u/Turbulent_Ad1562 — 3 days ago
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Between Cosmic Baseball and the Duck, there was absolutely no space to do fireworks in Buffalo. I applaud Comrade Ryan for standing up and making the best decision in these trying times.

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u/buffalo_rower — 2 days ago