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Buffalo Wnba team idea

With all the exciting news the wnba has received recently, do you think Buffalo has a chance at a wnba expansion team? We already have the Buffalo eXtreme and I think they qualify to transition to the wnba from the aba. The big lone X works in their favor too so nobody has to worry about xx xy stuff. Just imagine these ladies sharing the court with Angel Reese and Caitlin Clark. Summertime in Buffalo would never be the same. Who can I write to about this??

u/Ok-Energy6846 — 1 day ago

Innacurate post from yelp, FIGURES!

I'm lookin to relocated to Buffalo (Orachrd Park), NY from NYC, but am worried about the parking, can some locals offer advice, is this the best parking in Orchard Park Buffalo? Or is this list imcomplete? Also is the parking safe?

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u/Sprinting — 21 hours ago

Anyone have a jackhammer i can borrow?

Im blessed to live on one the 5 or so streets thats actually in good shape, so I need to take matters into my own hands and create a hole to attract you know who.

Tia!

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u/marcus_roberto — 2 days ago

TRANSPLANTS BUFFALO

Hi m looking for hearts or livers or children's kidneys. I can't use old kidneys. Must be 20 or under. No alcohol or tobacco (420 friendly).

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u/pwndabeer — 2 days ago

Update on Underground RR post.

A few days ago, I posted here about my post on the Underground Railroad in r/buffalo being removed. Today, there's a new comment on the post and I no longer see the message that the post was removed by the mods. It looks like it was restored?

Here's the screen shot from the post being removed in case anyone is wondering if I'm making sh"t up.

u/Isabella2003 — 3 days ago

Why are Dr’s offices here Like That?

Lack of follow ups on any messaging platform

Lack of common sense

Outright hostile nursing and front desk personnel

Do they get bonuses for how poorly they help people?

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u/noodlessentme — 3 days ago

The Homosexual Underground

Fellow Buffalo suburbanites from Orleans, Elmira, Gasport, and everyone north of Ithaca. For the first time in my life I ventured west of transit road into the city limits of Buffalo. My bitch wife wanted to go see some pansy play at sheas, FORCING me to come alone. Naturally I sought out a nearby bar to get hammered.

That’s when I stumbled across these mysterious strangers. I had never seen a room with more shadowy cabal faces. Exchanging secret handshakes and phrases. As I drank my Irish car bomb, looking across the brightly colored room, I wondered how these sinister people will achieve their wicked plot. It was at that moment I of all people WHO AM VERY STRAIGHT was approached and attempted to be indoctrinated. I had absolutely zero, NONE interest in the slender effeminate build of the 23 year old man with perfectly fluffy, blonde hair and stunningly blue eyes. I knew for an absolute fact I would never join this terrible plot.

After driving home and staying up thinking about it for 9 hours, I am certain I will never be one. I’ve completely stopped obsessing about it.

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u/10TrillionQubits — 3 days ago

My post got removed in r/buffalo for “self promotion” posting here the exact same - Former Strong Hearts employee looking for a job, help?

I saw this was asked before, but not recently, so I wanted to ask to see if there were any recent suggestions. Without entirely doxxing myself, I worked at Strong Hearts when the business closed and was one of the employees laid off.

Does anyone know of anywhere hiring in the downtown/west side/allentown/elmwood village area? I live in Allentown and do not have a car. I am willing to get a car if the job was worth the commute, but I’d prefer not to if possible.

It does not need to be a restaurant and honestly, I’d almost prefer if it was not (unless it is FOH) as I do not eat meat and the vegan aspect was why I loved working there so much. I have a Bachelors of Science Degree in both finance and economics, but have not gotten into the field directly (although I have about 10 years of senior insurance experience under my belt). I left that job to take a much lower stress job at Strong Hearts because I was sick of burning myself out for a company who didn’t care about me. I was devastated when they announced closure. I loved working there.

I realize if you worked with me you know exactly who I am, please do not dox me 🥲 I’m a quick learner, a hard worker, and am open to pretty much anything from a part time minimum wage job to a full time office job with benefits. I am willing to do anything that does not involve driving as the direct job (delivery driving, medical transport, etc). I want to exhaust my options in walking/biking distance before I start applying further away. Thank you! :)

Edit to add i am grateful to be on unemployment, but honestly I’d rather be working as not having a job is mental torture and causing me a lot of anxiety. I made a lot of the stuff at strong hearts and if you can hook me up with a job I might be able to hook you up with your former favorite dish as I prepared a lot of the stuff and still have a lot of recipes memorized ;) I can also provide forehead kisses as well

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u/thethrowsofaway420 — 4 days ago

Why is the Walden galleria so goddamn hot inside?

Cheap motherfhckers need to crank that air conditioning

The whole point of an enclosed shopping center is the climate control, but its barely cooler inside than out!!!

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u/marcus_roberto — 4 days ago