The “subscribe to our newsletter” popup shows up 0.2 seconds after the page loads. I haven’t even read the headline.

 I haven’t even read the headline yet. We just met. I don’t trust you with my email, I barely trust you with my attention.

Let me at least see if your website is garbage first.

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u/SuddenAide1514 — 1 day ago

The “subscribe to our newsletter” popup shows up 0.2 seconds after the page loads. I haven’t even read the headline.

 I haven’t even read the headline yet. We just met. I don’t trust you with my email, I barely trust you with my attention.

Let me at least see if your website is garbage first.

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u/SuddenAide1514 — 2 days ago

The “subscribe to our newsletter” popup shows up 0.2 seconds after the page loads. I haven’t even read the headline.

I haven’t even read the headline yet. We just met. I don’t trust you with my email, I barely trust you with my attention.

Let me at least see if your website is garbage first.

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u/SuddenAide1514 — 2 days ago
▲ 2 r/sleep

“Are you still watching?”

No, I ascended to a higher plane of existence somewhere between episode 4 and 7. But thanks for checking on my body.

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u/SuddenAide1514 — 13 days ago

Why do recipe writers think I own a brick oven and a personal herb garden?

I just want to make dinner. Not apply for a sous chef jobs.
The recipe says: "Finish with fresh thyme." I have dried thyme from 2019.
It says: "Use a cast iron Dutch oven." I have a normal pot. It boils stuff.

Can we get more recipes for normal people with normal kitchens?

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u/SuddenAide1514 — 21 days ago