u/Suitable-banana-8191

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My husband doesn’t see how gross it is that farts freely in bed and at the dinner table

I will preface with the fact that I’m pregnant and he knows this makes me nauseous. I mean he TRULY doesn’t seem to understand that it’s rude to make other people be subject to the smell his very sulfuric and very pungent farts, let alone his pregnant wife. And he doesn’t seem to realize how potent these farts are, sometimes I literally think something crawled up his colon and died and fermented and is escaping out his asshole. l’m trying to enjoy my dinner or settle in for a good nights sleep and he has the audacity to not only let one rip RIGHT NEXT TO ME but insist that it is not that bad. Is he delusional? Is he doing this deliberately? Is he just a self centered slob? Is he too lazy to walk into a bathroom a let it loose? He thinks I’m overreacting and asked me today “how aren’t you used to it by now?” And mind you we went through this the last time I was pregnant with our firstborn. Otherwise the man is a very loving and doting husband but what the actual fuck man

Update:
Thank you all for your advice, laughs, and well wishes! My manchild husband and I are absolutely looking into IBS, food intolerance, etc because a lot of the symptoms track with certain food and alcohol choices. I’m also going to take the advice of whoever said to spray him with febreeze as a counter-attack

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