u/SunnyMakesStuff

Dude you think your corn addiction is bad? I eat one hundred cobs a second. It's just so delicious, it's impossible to stop eating it. Any time I'm not eating corn, I'm cooking it or grilling it. The aroma produced from grilling a thick, juicy cob is unmatched. I mean, I'm addicted to all things corn! My house is littered with empty cobs that l've thrown on the ground after finishing them. There's a corn cob under every step I take in my home. I've become so obsessed that all my furniture, decorations, and even utilities are corn. In fact, my whole house has slowly become a giant corn cob. I even brush my teeth with corn, I wash my hair with corn, I wipe my ass with corn. It's all corn. It always has been, and it always will be. I pray to the corn, I make love to the corn, and I live like the corn. The corn is my idol, my ride or die, and my livelihood. It's getting so bad that I fear one day, I will start to breathe corn. And then, my heart will pump corn instead of blood. Then my skin will become scaly and covered with corn kernel shells. Soon, if my addiction can't be stopped, I will become one with the corn. So tell me now, do you think you have it that bad? You must stop while you can. You have no idea what you're up against.

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