u/Supertouchy

After months of research and hundreds of anonymous tips, We have finally compiled Houston's definitive rankings. Evaluation criteria included cleanliness, ambiance, parking, privacy, and overall satisfaction.

1. The East Downtown Greyhound Station - Authentic. No pretenses. Smells exactly how you'd expect.

2. Gallery Furniture - Mack has always believed in customer service.

3. The Galleria parking garage - Upscale service. White glove clientele.

4. Torchy's - Once legendary. Victim of success and influencer traffic.

5. The Family Restroom at IKEA - Pair it with Swedish meatballs to make it an afternoon.

6. Any Walmart Automotive Center built before 2005 - Remarkably consistent across multiple locations. Sam Walton would've wanted it this way.

7. Houston City Hall - Publicly funded. Open to everyone.

8. Hobby Airport - Perfect if you have a few hours to kill on a layover.

9. The Men's Room at Heights Planet Fitness — Judgment Free Zone.

10. The Houston Livestock Show & Rodeo Cookoff - Seasonal, but worth planning around.

Buc-ee's bathroom was disqualified for having too many witnesses and self righteous management. Honorable mentions go to the Downtown Tunnels. Last year's ranking ended with three divorces, two cease and desist letters and an invitation from City Council. We stand by our journalism.

Did your favorite spot make the list?

April 274 US Sales | 24 ad purchases 8.8%

May 302 US sales | 59 ad purchase 19.5%

June so far 372 US sales | 71 ad purchases 19.1%

I tried adding more to products with ads, but I can't keep up with 15%. I have 120 sales and 10 ad sales for example. Are there any tips and tricks?

Disco Kroger (RIP Montrose)

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MILF Kroger (West Gray)

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Murder Kroger (West Bellfort)

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What are the others called?

It's surprisingly difficult to tell from the photos. The steering wheel differences are subtle, and many sellers don't seem to know whether the vehicle is equipped with it or not. Is there a trim level, package, option code, or VIN lookup that reliably confirms whether an Equinox EV has Super Cruise?

It is something I have wanted to do for a long time, but I have no experience and I don't know where to start. But I have been told I look great in a dress.

Can anyone recommend mentorship or workshops preferably where I live in Sugar land?

Thanks in advance

EDIT: Please stop DMing me asking if I own a leaf blower. I do.