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Galveston has such pretty beaches

I just don’t get why everyone says bad things about the beaches in Galveston. As you can see here, they are 100% high-quality and fun for the whole family!

u/goofyhalo — 24 hours ago
▲ 28 r/houstoncirclejerk

Hello everyone it is I Annise ParKKKer reminding you all to vote

There are too many hobos downtown and I really don't like that.

u/AU_Memer — 23 hours ago
▲ 4 r/houstoncirclejerk

In search of Slavic

Please help. I (27m) have grown tired of typical American women, for reasons I will not mention in order not to be offensive. Where can one find young adult (22 - 29 yrs old ) Balkan or Slavic women in Houston. I am currently living inside the 610 loop. I’ve tried visiting local Greek establishments as well as Cafe Adel.

Given the upcoming World Cup activities and events , where should I hang out to increase my chances of encountering Slavic and Balkan beauties? Any help is appreciated. Also I would like to specify I am asking for recommendations/advice not warnings. If you do not have anything productive or thoughtful to say, then please do not waste your time.

Update: I’ve found my bride at Phoenician’s. Shout out to phonecian nigga! The rest of you: Go Fuck yourselves. Cheers!

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u/loudspic79 — 2 days ago
▲ 53 r/houstoncirclejerk

About that life. The rule of 3's.

Looking at buying a place in the highlighted area. My office is at the gps locator. It's a very important job I have to be at two days a week by 1245 to consume cocaine over lunch before our very important dinner meetings with investors in the area. A little bit about me; I live by the rule of 3's. That's always be in 3 relationships. Main, side, and on-deck. Always have 3 drinks before noon; one bourbon, one scotch, and one beer. Never wear my underwear for more than 3 days straight. Any advice would be appreciated, I want to live near a decent plug and in close proximity to Asian & Latina women with the option for mid 20-something college or tech. Ladyboys ok. Thanks!

u/BroItsMick — 3 days ago