r/houstoncirclejerk

Went to Torchys & ran into the mods of r/houstoncirclejerk doing their side hustle.

Went to Torchys & ran into the mods of r/houstoncirclejerk doing their side hustle.

Hats of to these hard working American nazi sympathizers. Doing the lord's work here.

“Sure it’s hot as shit outside but at least it’s not hot as fuck like it was last year!”

What’s with this being the #1 cope response to any complaint about heat? r/houston seems to love this one. Either way it’s still fucking hot outside

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The Astrodome should be turned into the world biggest circle jerk.

We could even install private rooms with gloryhole in them and charge people to use them. It’ll pay itself off in no time

u/BakerKitchen4567 — 2 days ago
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Have you watched BEFORE SUNRISE trilogy?

So this is how it goes . I will be visiting houston for about a few hours. Been single for a while now and the idea of the movie is very fascinating to me, just spending time together, no worries for future , just living in the moment and trying to accommodate care and respect for someone who will only exist in memories after the day is over .. I am looking for someone with like thinking and interests . I m not that hot or attractive but I try my best at everything. I m 24M , nerdy, love engines and finance. People can share there thoughts as well about this , and anyone interested , lets have a chat . Will let you know when and where and how .

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u/Klutzy_Amoeba_4741 — 2 days ago

Cockrings and Chapstick

Pride was awesome! Cockrings for the gloryhole and Chapstick for extended sessions AND a cum rag!

Thanks commissioner Rodney Ellis! ❤️

They really thought of everything and covered all the bases! Kinda low turn out, did y'all forget?

u/This-Requirement6918 — 3 days ago
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This restaurant purposely overcooks their "burger" and advertise it as a "jaw workout".

Looks dry as fuck. I'm never going here.

u/OVOxTokyo — 7 days ago

Astros or Texans game psychedelics?

I was talking about this with my friends and we need to know if anyone had ever dropped acid or Molly at an Astros or Texans game. I said it’s had to happen she said no, any stories?

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u/Former-Rabbit-4537 — 6 days ago

Honking a thing now?

Lately I’ve been seeing many ahh drivers honking around in traffic… I must be going mad but I can’t really remember that happening too often out there

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u/ElAlqumista — 6 days ago

M4F

Looking for secret, respectful female to visit and spend time with. Already in relationship but looking for friend to play. Nothing weird. Im an attractive 40ish white guy IN Houston area. Dm me

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u/No_Classic1533 — 6 days ago

They say the economy is weak, but look how many jobs are available through just this one guy in r/houstonjobs! 😀 (Swipe to see screenshots.) He was in that subreddit looking for a female masseuse just three days ago!

u/Effeeeyeesteewhy — 6 days ago